Hello UKCF!

[Big J]

Welcome, Gary. I also live in So.Cal.

[jdawg]

Welcome, Gary!

[skyhigh]

Welcome to the forum Gary.

[daverave999]

Hi there!

[rokkitsci]

Ouch!

My names Gary
I'm a Scorpion
Like to take long walks on the beach

WTF?! Now we have arthropods smoking stogies?

Of course you like to take long walks on the beach. All them bare feets to sting.

Tell ya... the folks (and other living entities) on this forum keep getting weirder and weirder..

[reflex]

WTF?! Now we have arthropods smoking stogies?

Of course you like to take long walks on the beach. All them bare feets to sting.

Tell ya... the folks (and other living entities) on this forum keep getting weirder and weirder..

It was a joke. I read some of the other intros and they were putting all this personal stuff down like when you read about the likes of a Playboy bunny so I figured I would do the same.

I guess it's not as funny as I thought. Go figure U.S. humor.

[MaledettoToscano]

Oh no, it's actually quite funny allright, in more ways than one !

[rokkitsci]

"Just" a Joke...

It was a joke. Go figure U.S. humor.

So. It was a joke, eh? You think scorpions are funny, do ya? Them skittery, evil looking, pointy-tailed devils just waiting for an opportunity to do you in, eh?

Welp, I'll have you know that some of my best friends are scorpions, don'tcha know. Just last week, I had high tea with Phil and Dorothy, an lovely scorpion couple from Flounders-on-Bollocks, whom have recently had their flat redone to resemble a 4th century neo-Edwardian tuba. Very charming.

Go figure Brit humo(u)r. What you United Kingdomians find so hilarious about dressing up as women escapes me.