Greetings from the BONNIE BANKS !

[MarkSDMF]

So why do you know Belhelvie well then steve ?
Not exactly a place you'd go shopping now haha

[Soulmanure]

Welcome to the forum sir, like yourself i started with an odd one on holiday. Now my life has been changed by those evil little buggers (the cigars, not our fine members )

Same here--the beginning of the end it was. Welcome aboard.

[El Catador]

Hello and welcome good sir!
(Bloody hell this place is gettin' over-run wi' jocks these days - Still, lucky for you, we English embrace 'ethnic diversity')


A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"

HAHA Thank you TJ
With characters like yourself about im sure ill have great fun.

Under no circumstances should you speak to this person - he's like 'Hanibal Lecter', once he gets in you head... your DOOMED!

Doomed I tells ya!

[peanutpete]

welcome along

[monkey66]

Hi and welcome.

[MarkSDMF]

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently.
Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's aboot time for a wee kiss."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus." "Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's noo time aboot time for a wee cuddle."
The girl blushed, then leaned over and cuddled him for a few seconds.
Then he blushed. Then the two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.
After a while, she again said, "Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
"Well, uh, I was thinkin' perhaps it's aboot time you let me put my hand
on your leg."
The girl blushed, then took his hand and put it on her knee. Then he blushed. The the two turned once again to gaze out over the lock before the girl spoke again.
"Another penny for your thoughts, Angus."
The young man glanced down with a furled brow. "Well,noo," he said, "my thoughts are a wee bit more serious this time."
"Really?" said the lass in a whisper, filled with anticipation.
"Aye," said the lad, nodding.
The girl looked away in shyness, began to blush, and bit her lip in anticipation of the ultimate request.
Then he said, "Dae ye nae think it's aboot time ye paid me the first
three pennies?"

Thanks very much for the warm welcome Gents.
I can tell im going to have a good laugh here if nothing else.
As me old man says:
''if ye cannae huv a laugh, whit kin ye huv...''


My girlfriend isnt too happy with me spending as much as i have in the past week on stogies and a humidor lol.
Oh well, needs must right ? :P

[eggopp]

Welcome Mark hope yu enjoy your stay here... Nice list of humi contects by the way... Thats a nice days smokes, what you got for tomorrow??

[MarkSDMF]

Well to be honest with you mate, Im really unwell at the moment so not smoking so much.

But on the other hand i would only have a smoke maybe twice a week.
I cant afford to be buying a lot of cigars a week on a students salary :|
lol

[eggopp]

Oh no.. poorly, i got a plan.. i will come and smoke your sticks for you hehe

[MarkSDMF]

Haha im sure i will find the strength to remain watchfull over my mini humi :P

[eggopp]

Dont forget when you cough you spasm and when you sneeze you close your eyes and thats when they vanish!

So your into Psychology i see... thats my field of expertise (ish)

[MarkSDMF]

Haha you wont take my cigars Mr. Eggpop. I shall make sure they are well protected, seeing as i cant afford to replace them at the moment !! HAHA
:P

Yeah Im quite into psychology. Mainly combative psychology and how people deal with confrontations but ive noticed my mind tends to wonder all over the place with the subject haha.

I notice you have a motor bike ?
I like my bikes, more a cage man however. :P

[eggopp]

Confrontation is in my field... how to confront a Humi and demoralise the owner and then in for the kill.

[MarkSDMF]

:L:L

Hahaha.
Shouldn't you demoralise the owner before hand so your able to get close to the humi ?
Can you tell ive done this before ? :L

[G-man]

Ello and hello.