New cigar leaf!!!

[Deano]

Welcome, thanks for signing up and already contributing

[Stogiedog]

HERF

Robusto and everyone else who has welcomed me to the site thanks, i already feel part of the forum a warm welcome indeed. As a newbie on the forum and to cigar abbreviations thanks for explaining HERF. I would of course like to join you Robusto and indeed anyone else in our neck of the wood to a herf in a public house garden in the summer, good company, good cigar and a refreshing pint of beer what more could a man ask for ( apart of course a little lovin from a good woman). I would like to take up your offer Robusto. I am a newbie to cigar smoking but with your help and other forum members wish to expand knowledge and enjoyment of cigars.

Stogiedog

[Robusto]

You have a deal, Stogiedog. We wait for the sun's rays and then move. I quite like the pubs near Monk's Horton, or even down at Folkestone Harbour. My band has played at The Mariner and I quite fancy having a cigar, looking at the port and pretending this is Nice.

Not very mental, then.

I'll bring a couple of lap dancers so we don't inspire questions. We'll suit the demographic, mate.

Actually, I'll come as a pre-op transsexual. I was watching a show about that scene last night on Sky 3 and started to have doubts about my todgery.

Men with breasts. Folkestone. Dream ticket.

It is always good to meet folk who like cigars - especially less than 30 minutes away in the car - so we have a future date.

PS Unfortunately, I am very conventional. Sorry.

[Stogiedog]

Man boobs

Robusto it seems clear from your comments on your post that you seem to be a well balanced indivdual however, you do have some issues that need to addressed, may i suggest a short course of daytime TV with the Jeremy Kyle show twice a day for three weeks, i have been assured it will cure those pre op nerves you might have and deal with all issues concerning man boobs. Let me now how you get on with the treatment.

Folkestone harbour although ranked in the top ten of worst places to go do's not i am afraid float my boat perhaps an establishment in Walmer?

Although you see your self as conventional, i am sure you are far from it any one who has survived folkestone harbour is to be applauded.

On to matters cigar. Do you store many diffrent kinds of cigars in coolidor / igloodors etc or a humidor? I have a 75 humidor that will be full when my DG belicosos arrive! working my way through them but they all smoke better when aged. I see it as a better idea to start the storing sooner rather than later I would appreciate your and other comments on the subject and the best way to store bulk cigars, thanks.


Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom!

Stogie dog

[Robusto]

Robusto it seems clear from your comments on your post that you seem to be a well balanced indivdual however, you do have some issues that need to addressed, may i suggest a short course of daytime TV with the Jeremy Kyle show twice a day for three weeks, i have been assured it will cure those pre op nerves you might have and deal with all issues concerning man boobs. Let me now how you get on with the treatment.

Folkestone harbour although ranked in the top ten of worst places to go do's not i am afraid float my boat perhaps an establishment in Walmer?

Although you see your self as conventional, i am sure you are far from it any one who has survived folkestone harbour is to be applauded.

On to matters cigar. Do you store many diffrent kinds of cigars in coolidor / igloodors etc or a humidor? I have a 75 humidor that will be full when my DG belicosos arrive! working my way through them but they all smoke better when aged. I see it as a better idea to start the storing sooner rather than later I would appreciate your and other comments on the subject and the best way to store bulk cigars, thanks.


Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom!

Stogie dog

Stogiedog

This is the truth.

We have a following amongst the Folkestone transsexual community. (Yes - It gets more and more League of Gentlemen as time passes). Last time we played at the Firs Club in Cheriton, a man the band knew as a 'man' arrived with freshly installed man-boobs, and they were bloody nice ones, too. He was decked out as a woman, but has a chap's shape and frame and bulges. We were wetting ourselves, and our singer called out to us "Look at the crutch!". That is - apparently - the place to check if you are troubled.

I'd gladly meet up in Walmer when the sun comes. I get upset passing the old smugglers' pubs which I've smoked in in the past. I'm pissed off with garden benches.

I could answer your humidor question in my own way but I know there are chaps on here who are far more knowledgeable than I am on this point. I'm learning loads from them, so I'll see what you get as an answer.

Never forget.
Look at the crutch.

Nice to connect between 'locals'.
Bryan

[Stogiedog]

Thanks Brian, good stuff, checked your 4 min talk on You Tube earlier we all need our sheds mate.

Paul