Hola from the East Midlands

[moppy]

Or more specifically, Leicestershire.

Im Terry, a 20 yr old who has smoked one (yes count it) one cigar and that was a machinemade Henri Wintermanns. However, since I enjoy smoking (cigarettes too unfortunately) far too much, I have decided to try my hand at cigar smoking. After all, people start smoking cigarettes for one reason and one reason only, because it looks cool And well...cigars look even cooler.

Being the type of guy who Wikis and reads reviews on everything before every attempting any of it, here I am, on these forums even before I have my first ever smoke!

But never fear, a Montecristo Petit Tubos awaits me and once I have the kitchen to myself, I will be lighting that up and seeing if it was worth the ?12.50 I paid for it or whether I shoulda bought 2 20 packs of Marlboro Reds for that price!

[jdawg]

Welcome Terry!

good to have you here...

Trust me, it was worth it!!! Once you start the joys of cigar smoking, you will never look back. You might as well save yourself some trouble and buy a humidor now!

[nicwing]

Stick with the Montes my son and don't look back, there is only one cowboy on this forum and he is Elton John's bastard son currently doubling as a hip hop DJ.

Enough about us, welcome, hold onto your hat and enjoy the cigars it could be a bumpy ride!

[Robusto]

Sling your Marlboros out of the car window and toke the legal brown.
Welcome to the choosier club.

[Robusto]

Elton John's bastard son currently doubling as a hip hop DJ.

Not a bad spermitage, really.

[daverave999]

Hello there! This has to be one of the more surreal welcome threads we've had yet.

[crslaytor]

Run now, untill it is too late
just kidding, another welcome from another newbie

[Simon-JG-hr]

Welcome aboard!

Nice intro. I've made my thoughts known about the Montes already, but they are infinitely better than any number of Malboro packs...

Good to see yet another member of the sub-30 club.

Be warned however, this is a place of extremes... Extremely bad for your wallet, extremely good for your knowledge.

[daverave999]

Good to see yet another member of the sub-30 club.

I've only got a few days left.

[cigarsmoke]

Hello and welcome to the UKCF from The House Of Cigarsmoke

[TJCoro]

Greetings, Junior!

Bienvenida, Chico!

[Simon-JG-hr]

I've only got a few days left.

I'll have to be sharpish trying to find someone to replace you then...

[Lionhound]

welxome

Welcome to the forum Moppy, you young whippersnapper you. Suppose the title refers to an untidy extravagance of hair. Well let me tell you young man, some of us cigar types are a bit tetchy about the use of the "h" word so show a little respect. I too sported the old hair stuff some 25 years ago, however I soon decided I would be a much tidier, neater chap without it and fortunately the good lord smiled on me and my wish was granted.
So, the deal is don't you youngsters go rubbing us baldy bastards faces in it by choosing "hairist" user names. Got it.

Only kidding young Moppy. Welcome to the forum from the grumpy baldy bugger. Enjoy.

[G-man]

Moppy
Hummmmmmmm,lets see, 1 ever cigar,new student?
Want my advice? No! well your gonna get it junior ! !
Run like a cheetah and don't look back!
If you turn and stumble you'll be piss poor broke $
OK you've been warned now spend it like theirs no tomorrow

Oh did I say welcome and cut up your credit cards.LMAO

[Big J]

Welcome, Terry