Greetings and salutations

[Big J]

Jeez Bry...put it back in yer pants!!!

lol

[Big J]

Welcome, CigarMistress

[Kdot]

A g-g-g-g-girl?

Welcomes my dear...how art thou this fine evening?

[Robusto]

Pretty coy, innit.

[Boss Hog]

Hi & Welcome

You'll find and learn lots to help you on your way here and before you know it your box will be overflowing. you'll be secretly upset when your husband buys you a box of chanel no 5 when what you really wanted was monte no 5.

[El Catador]

before you know it your box will be overflowing.

No, ..no, ... I can't ... I just can't ...I'd never live down the shame if I did ... so tempting ... but I won't weaken ... too immature ...

Forgive the interruption and carry on as normal El Cat has left the building in embarrassment at his childish behaviour (after first rolling around on the floor and sniggering like a naughty schoolboy).

The way some people just throw around 'double entendres' in their posts, without a second thought to us poor sods who suffer the affliction of growing up in the 'Carry on' film era.
Thank God that 'Benny Hill' isn't still alive to see what's become of society ... He'd be spinning in his grave. Bless him.

[rokkitsci]

Good Call

No, ..no, ... I can't ... I just can't ...I'd never live down the shame if I did ... so tempting ... but I won't weaken ... too immature ...

Forgive the interruption and carry on as normal El Cat has left the building in embarrassment at his childish behaviour (after first rolling around on the floor and sniggering like a naughty schoolboy).

The way some people just throw around 'double entendres' in their posts, without a second thought to us poor sods who suffer the affliction of growing up in the 'Carry on' film era.
Thank God that 'Benny Hill' isn't still alive to see what's become of society ... He'd be spinning in his grave. Bless him.

Good call, el gato, mein freund. I too, found the lead-in tempting but did not give in either. I mean... how puerile would we have seemed? No way to make a good impression on a lady, I'm afraid. Although it was soooooo tempting.

[Simon-JG-hr]

Good call, el gato, mein freund. I too, found the lead-in tempting but did not give in either. I mean... how puerile would we have seemed? No way to make a good impression on a lady, I'm afraid. Although it was soooooo tempting.

I'm in good company then.

It was far too tempting at first, but the restraint shown by others has allowed me to becalm my hands safe in the knowledge that it makes me no less of a man...

[Charlie]

hi and welcome

[saggel]

Welcome aboard

[Boss Hog]

No, ..no, ... I can't ... I just can't ...I'd never live down the shame if I did ... so tempting ... but I won't weaken ... too immature ...

Forgive the interruption and carry on as normal El Cat has left the building in embarrassment at his childish behaviour (after first rolling around on the floor and sniggering like a naughty schoolboy).

The way some people just throw around 'double entendres' in their posts, without a second thought to us poor sods who suffer the affliction of growing up in the 'Carry on' film era.
Thank God that 'Benny Hill' isn't still alive to see what's become of society ... He'd be spinning in his grave. Bless him.

Oooh now I read it back it does look a bit contraversial, although it wasnt meant in that context originally.

I know exactly how you feel though, I nearly fell for the same trap with Robusto's earlier comment with something about wanting to return the favour.

Hello The Mistress.

It's always cool when a woman comes on your patch.

[Stevieboy]

Hahahahaha!!!

No, ..no, ... I can't ... I just can't ...I'd never live down the shame if I did ... so tempting ... but I won't weaken ... too immature ...

Forgive the interruption and carry on as normal El Cat has left the building in embarrassment at his childish behaviour (after first rolling around on the floor and sniggering like a naughty schoolboy).

The way some people just throw around 'double entendres' in their posts, without a second thought to us poor sods who suffer the affliction of growing up in the 'Carry on' film era.
Thank God that 'Benny Hill' isn't still alive to see what's become of society ... He'd be spinning in his grave. Bless him.