Greetings and salutations

[monkey66]

Hi and welcome.

[Deano]

Welcome, glad you've discovered Cubans after Hamlets et al!

[the mothman]

Hello and welcome Cigarmistress.

[rokkitsci]

Uh oh.

I owe you an apology, Mistress.

We have had -- to the best of my recollection -- one other female of the opposite sex here; however, she has not posted in many moons and I fear we may have scared her off.

Having said that (Stupid phrase; of course I said that -- it's sitting there right above this sentence. I know! I distinctly remember typing it my very own self!), the apology is in reference to a post I made earlier, before I was aware that there was a female of the opposite sex present, in answer to Mr. Bulgarin's request for ideas about a new UKCF logo. I'm afraid I was of the mindset that there's nobody here except us chickens... errr... I mean, fellows and I may have inadvertently mentioned something about large mammalian glands, of which I am now greatly abashed and humbled.

Having said that (Wot? Not again!), welcome from here <----- on this side of the pond.

Should I put on my leathers now, Mistress?

[skyhigh]

welcome to the forum CM , hope you enjoy your stay.

Does this mean TJ and THE Gman will be posting nsfw half naked men now

[snooky]

Welcome and ditto Rockits comments. Quite a few lady celebs enjoy a cuban these days, youll pick up some bargains here.

[peanutpete]

welcome

[CigarMistress]

What a warm welcome, thanks guys.

Glad to see you've found your way towards the hand-rolled cigars.

I must confess I haven't quite finished off all my supermarket stash yet, but frankly they only serve to remind me just what a step-up the real thing is.

Don't worry about being in a minority

I must confess I do like to stand out from the crowd

I'd watch out for gss1956 with your moniker, he might want you to discipline him

Thanks for the heads-up!

Just avoid any thread marked NSFW (Not Safe For Work) and you won't go wrong.

And miss out on the interesting pictures?

We have had -- to the best of my recollection -- one other female of the opposite sex here; however, she has not posted in many moons and I fear we may have scared her off.

That's a pity! It would have been fun to have a partner-in-crime to run smoke rings around you guys. I don't scare too easily, so long as everyone keeps their libidos in check!

Should I put on my leathers now, Mistress?

Au contraire: the Mistress is usually the one that wears the leathers.

Take care everyone and see you around.

[Robusto]

Hello The Mistress.

It's always cool when a woman comes on your patch.

We are - if people are honest about their make-up - mostly men here. And men with a special extra brown urge.

May I ask?...

Are you comfortable to be in an office amongst toiling men with their shirt-sleeves rolled up, their cowboy boots on the desks and all blowing cigar smoke rings at the whirring fan?

I love it when a woman does all that, but I'm not a fan of a lady with a zapata.

Are you sure you will be comfortable here?

Do you need an initiation test for your bingo chromosones?

I mean no harm.

Yours, not a mysogynist much, but wishing we could surround us chaps with a butch ring fence.

Toni-Lee xxxxx

[Robusto]

Ignore him.
Welcome, maitresse.

[nicwing]

Don't worry dear, it's just Robusto letting his underskirts show again!

He's really quite lovely, cuddly and girlie friendly in my experience.

[jdawg]

Welcome...nice to have you here.

[Nuno Sa]

Welcome from Portugal, to this very nice forum.

[Robusto]

Are you a glove-wearer when working a Cuban?

[Stevieboy]

Are you a glove-wearer when working a Cuban?

Jeez Bry...put it back in yer pants!!!