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    Last edited by Puff Scotty; 28-02-2013, 11:28 PM.

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    Blimey, plenty of warning. I wonder if I can get a discount by booking my "rent-a-girlfriend" for the event this early?
    "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"

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    • #3
      I think her (his?) hourly rate is fixed, you told me the agency said with your special requirements there was no opportunity for discount. Remember that the damage deposit is non-refundable and that is not wear and tear
      Originally posted by Simon Bolivar
      Little medical correction there Steve, you will surely die...but not from smoking these

      Originally posted by Ryan
      I think that's for lighting electronic cigarettes

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      • #4
        In my diary puffy, wont have a clue until nearer the time though. Shame only 18 months notice
        Originally posted by Simon Bolivar
        Little medical correction there Steve, you will surely die...but not from smoking these

        Originally posted by Ryan
        I think that's for lighting electronic cigarettes

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        • #5
          Damn, I wish you'd told me sooner Puff, I think I'm washing my hair that day
          "Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death." Ayn Rand

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Big_T_UK View Post
            Blimey, plenty of warning. I wonder if I can get a discount by booking my "rent-a-girlfriend" for the event this early?

            i think only french girls are on discount that month

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            • #7
              Originally posted by peanutpete View Post
              i think only french girls are on discount that month
              Just give them strict instructions not to speak... no one will know.
              "Achieving life is not the equivalent of avoiding death." Ayn Rand

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Big_T_UK View Post
                Blimey, plenty of warning. I wonder if I can get a discount by booking my "rent-a-girlfriend" for the event this early?
                Pick them up on the way thru in Peterborough, in August they have a buy one get 2 free deal, bonus is at least 1 will be a post op tranny.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by JOAO LA PEZ View Post
                  at least 1 will be a post op tranny.
                  So, you'd already heard about his preferences too?



                  Wow, is there anybody who didn't know before me?
                  Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                  Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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