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Okay, how much shit am I in? I am not sure I want to know. The night of the year when EVERYBODY is out and I get utterly hammered, FUCK!
FUCK!
T.
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"
Okay, how much shit am I in? I am not sure I want to know. The night of the year when EVERYBODY is out and I get utterly hammered, FUCK!
FUCK!
T.
No one was physically injured... so I think it'll just slip in to the forum history with a few anecdotal foot notes. I'm not sure whether your application for the post of foreign ambassador for Hunters and Frankau will be plain sailing now though.
I have zero clue what either of you are on about, please tell me I wasn't racist or something.
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"
Okay, how much shit am I in? I am not sure I want to know. The night of the year when EVERYBODY is out and I get utterly hammered, FUCK!
Excellent VFM. I expect nothing less next time.
I thought you made an admirable (nay outstanding) ambassador for the forums - 'we drink, we smoke, we talk phish' (Perhaps the new motto?).
If it makes you feel slightly better, I'm not sure many of us were expecting that much alcohol to be so 'freely' sloshed around.
I didn't know how much I'd had myself until I fell over getting into the taxi and had to repeat myself several times as to where I wanted to go ('I saw you rolling your eyes laddie - just drive the car and keep your sarcastic eye movements to your self'.)
Oh by the way, the Cuban cigar girl who was handing out free Cohiba mini's and club's did ask us to remind you to return her knickers once you'd done with them (preferably washed). Apparently, they were a present from 'Fidel' (whoever that is - rolls eyes).
God I'm hungover. Apologies to anyone who had to endure me blowing clouds of smoke in their direction and talking boll*cks (its worse than having to read it!)
P.S. Do we get HERF Medal for this? Perhaps an 'I survived the Behike piss up' award might be in order?
Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.
I have serious concerns about what I did or did not do last night, I need a rewind button!
T.
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"
Since I have zero recollection of the event, can I see some pictures please, the more the better! That way I can pretend I had a great time rather than sitting here scratching my head thinking what did I miss?
T.
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"
No one was physically injured... so I think it'll just slip in to the forum history with a few anecdotal foot notes. I'm not sure whether your application for the post of foreign ambassador for Hunters and Frankau will be plain sailing now though.
Next time I will text you to remind you to eat...
D
Hava Chelsea Kebab my boy, nothing beats it for lining the stomach prior to drinking 5 gallons of Krug, 4 Moscow Mules and 3 balloons full of the finest Cognac money can buy.
Did not have a Moscow Mule, the Krug was good for an NV and the Cognac was unremarkable.
"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock!"
Did not have a Moscow Mule, the Krug was good for an NV and the Cognac was unremarkable.
So your UP!....amazing you got HOME!...James, did go out of his way to get you on a train...He missed the after smoke party afterwards!....you want picture...here you go remember this....
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