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I read this damn epistle through 6 times just to make sure and in nary a single one o' them readings did I find the "devilishly handsome" part.
WTF?
From my perspective, the travelog(ue?) was adequate; however, James did leave out one critically important observation. We spent just about 10 hours together discussing virtually everything under the sun (and, subsequently, the moon as well) and during that entire time, not once -- nyet, nary a single time -- did he ever slip up and talk regular. Damned if he didn't do that limey accent absofuckinglutingly perfect the whole entire time! Astounding! It's almost as if you people learn to talk that way virtually from birth. I was agog (p'raps even two gogs).
I do feel the need to add one slight detail that the lad omitted which I feel to be important to the understanding of the evening, however. Adjunct to our non-gourmet, yet tasty and filling dinner, the beverage of choice was beer. But that was not our only libation. The beer was for refeshment, but we found occasion to celebrate several toasts (not a single one of which I can recall) with a concoction introduced to both James and myselves for the first time by our lovely lady companions, called... (wait for it)... Purple Pussy Puckers. Yup. For real. A mixture of Grape Pucker Schnapps, grape soda, and something called Everclear Alcohol, which comes in either 75.5% (151 proof) or 95% (180 proof) alcohol. For comparative purposes, please note that hard liquor for children, such as rum or vodka, typically contains 40%–60% alcohol (80–120 proof). Needless to say that by the time we arrived at the show, I think we had achieved our goal of being sufficiently inebriated to maintain that condition for the duration (helped out with the addition of a few glasses of wine that the venue had available for purchase, the quality of which I ordinarily would not consider washing my feet with, but with sufficient alcoholic content to achieve our desired result).
I'm told a good time was had by all.
As I said- I will have forgotten things-and thankyou for highlighting that I had forgotten the devilishly handsome part and he is! Will get photos on here!
Before the lad puts up any incriminating fotos of my devilishly handsome selves, I just wanted to make sure all the lurvely UKCF forum members know exactly what we're dealing with here.
As I said- I will have forgotten things-and thankyou for highlighting that I had forgotten the devilishly handsome part and he is! Will get photos on here!
I am still awaiting pictures from the first escapade with Rokkitsci, however George and I met again on Tuesday evening and once again had a grand time.
We visited down town Orlando in search of good food and good cigars. We had a great meal at a steakhouse followed by a smoke at the Corona Cigar Company where i picked up a number of cigars to take away. I will not go into too much detail, however i will say that George i am glad that i met with George on both occasions and i had a great time - i look forward to seeing him again on my next trip! I will also say that George is extremely generous, however - I am sure that a great deal of you reading this, are already aware of this fact.
I shall leave you with a few images - a couple of which were taken Lee "Dub" Nub in mind....
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