Roll-up one and all!
Come on "chaps", we can get more of us together can't we? Nic? Anybody? Pretty please? LOL. Look, this is me trying to do "nice" and making an effort. Yes it feels un-natural and wrong, crawling flesh even but it is Xmas, good will to all men and all that bleeding heart nonsense. At least on a London herf you can blow expensive smoke at hypothermic homeless people, it warms the cockles of the heart, well does for me anyway.
Wait, I am not helping my argument here am I? Well I am sat in Starbucks as they open on a Sunday morning after a very colourful Saturday night. The gods own worst Xmas music is playing on a loop and it is turning my stomach. This is the sort of thing that drives people to kill co-workers so I am allowed to be grumpy.
Seriously, more takers for this Fridays smoke please? I will be calling the Boisdale tomorrow to book table/s.
T.
Come on "chaps", we can get more of us together can't we? Nic? Anybody? Pretty please? LOL. Look, this is me trying to do "nice" and making an effort. Yes it feels un-natural and wrong, crawling flesh even but it is Xmas, good will to all men and all that bleeding heart nonsense. At least on a London herf you can blow expensive smoke at hypothermic homeless people, it warms the cockles of the heart, well does for me anyway.
Wait, I am not helping my argument here am I? Well I am sat in Starbucks as they open on a Sunday morning after a very colourful Saturday night. The gods own worst Xmas music is playing on a loop and it is turning my stomach. This is the sort of thing that drives people to kill co-workers so I am allowed to be grumpy.
Seriously, more takers for this Fridays smoke please? I will be calling the Boisdale tomorrow to book table/s.
T.
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