It's eight thirty and I've lit up a Punch Punch by a perfect three-match trick.
I'm savouring this because I'm on my holiday from school. I can't do this during the normal working week.
I shall stay around the house - ALL MINE, ONCE MORE! - and drop ash everywhere like Michael Winner on a violent 70s film set. Or perhaps take the twelve-bore from the hall and go and shoot pheasant for lunch with a plump stick on the go.
Reality is I want to enjoy a puro well before my doctor's appointment at four o'clock so I won't fire suspect breath at him as he slips his gloves on.
Meeting musos over lunch to play. They're not bothered by breath issues.
I'm savouring this because I'm on my holiday from school. I can't do this during the normal working week.
I shall stay around the house - ALL MINE, ONCE MORE! - and drop ash everywhere like Michael Winner on a violent 70s film set. Or perhaps take the twelve-bore from the hall and go and shoot pheasant for lunch with a plump stick on the go.
Reality is I want to enjoy a puro well before my doctor's appointment at four o'clock so I won't fire suspect breath at him as he slips his gloves on.
Meeting musos over lunch to play. They're not bothered by breath issues.
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