One of my best (girl) friends is being engaged tonight and I am attending the ceremony and fest of course. I am going to take something with me, and a 5 Vegas Cask-Strength seems a really good choice for the event... What's your plans for tonight or what have you already smoked?
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I waved my wife and my older son off to the in-laws in Derbyshire this morning. Derbyshire is 250 miles from here.
My father in law is pretty infirm and must not meet the infected, so I have stayed at home with a bulging fridge, a younger son and a turgid head.
It is grey and drizzling like shit snow here. As soon as my younger son goes out, I intend to light up a Bolivar Royal Corona in the lounge and work at smoking away my snotty nose and wheezing chest.
I have blown a cold away in this manner before, having been so pissed off at not being able to breathe naturally, so I hope to do it again.
If it goes wrong, I shall just set fire to a Habitat rug and cough myself to death.
I have loved knowing you.
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Originally posted by saggel View PostOne of my best (girl) friends is being engaged tonight and a 5 Vegas Cask-Strength seems a really good choice for the event
But if you're going to provide all these straight lines for me...rokkitsci
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Originally posted by saggel View PostHonestly I didn't really got the comment...
I read: "One of my best (girl) friends is being engaged tonight and a 5 Vegas Cask-Strength seems a really good choice for the event" as Casket strength and made the connection between getting engaged and the ol' casket...
Made sense to me at the time until you and the G-man questioned it. Went back and re-read and realized my mistake.
For a change, the problem really is my meds. My neurologist is messing with my drugz trying to ease my pain. I keep telling him to write me a scrip to move to California so I can get some medial maryjane, but he seems hesitant.rokkitsci
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Puffed the Bolivar along the sea-path with my dog in the pouring rain and it seems to have confused and stalled the flow of my mucus.
Good cigar vs the common cold does seem to work.
PS Bolivars always leave me with a warmed chest even though not a puff is ever inhaled.
Life is a mystery.
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