I have spent the day ironing shirts and shit to go away to Brussels on the Eurostar for a few days with my missus.
I have just had the most sexual of experiences.
I took my Czonka (sp?) travel humidor out of its wrappings for the first time and lubed it up yesterday, checked it today and just felched fourteen plump sexy-honking bastards into my cigar case, strapping them under safety bars.
I took two of seven models, and the amazing thing is that my humidor is well loaded with great cigars and it doesn't look as if I've taken any cigars out of my humidor at all. It's THAT full!
My black Czonka has a sort of pervy leatherette damp skin feel to it. It's built like a brick shit-house, and I've been sitting here with my Czonka on my chest and I've been stroking it back and forth.
I feel loaded up to blast Belgium big time.
I am one sexy bastard ready to hit the road in his Stestson tomorrow and scare the shit out of all those besuited Eurocrats.
Our big plans are to enjoy the hotel room, and to enjoy a blanket in the park.
Life smells ripe like a banana split, brothers.
I have just had the most sexual of experiences.
I took my Czonka (sp?) travel humidor out of its wrappings for the first time and lubed it up yesterday, checked it today and just felched fourteen plump sexy-honking bastards into my cigar case, strapping them under safety bars.
I took two of seven models, and the amazing thing is that my humidor is well loaded with great cigars and it doesn't look as if I've taken any cigars out of my humidor at all. It's THAT full!
My black Czonka has a sort of pervy leatherette damp skin feel to it. It's built like a brick shit-house, and I've been sitting here with my Czonka on my chest and I've been stroking it back and forth.
I feel loaded up to blast Belgium big time.
I am one sexy bastard ready to hit the road in his Stestson tomorrow and scare the shit out of all those besuited Eurocrats.
Our big plans are to enjoy the hotel room, and to enjoy a blanket in the park.
Life smells ripe like a banana split, brothers.
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