So... the topic should be self explanatory really.
They say "confession is good for the soul".. well, here's the place to begin the healing.
All you have to do is... 'confess something' (could be anything).. just as long as you're secretly ashamed of it.
"So, spill your guts.. we're all friends here... no one will judge you.
Trust me, it's all good."
(Until you sober up obviously)
Right, I'll start shall I? (silence)
(Takes a deep breath) OK, it's like this... in a rash moment of madness I recently bought a 3D TV (I know! Don't look at me), and... although I should be ashamed to admit it... I'm finding myself 'goggling' at it in stupified wonder. It's so 'Bonkers'... I love it.
So here I am... sat like a true 'wally' with 'me specs' on watching 'Tron Legacy' in eye-popping glory...
...And... (Oh God, could this get any worse?) It's true! I confess it... it's connected to a PS3... and I can't wait to play 'Uncharted 3'.
(Oh God... I'm a nerd)
Right, anybody know where I can buy some 3D Blu-Ray porn?
OK, who's next??
"Wow! What a relief... that feels great".
(How about you?)
They say "confession is good for the soul".. well, here's the place to begin the healing.
All you have to do is... 'confess something' (could be anything).. just as long as you're secretly ashamed of it.
"So, spill your guts.. we're all friends here... no one will judge you.
Trust me, it's all good."
(Until you sober up obviously)
Right, I'll start shall I? (silence)
(Takes a deep breath) OK, it's like this... in a rash moment of madness I recently bought a 3D TV (I know! Don't look at me), and... although I should be ashamed to admit it... I'm finding myself 'goggling' at it in stupified wonder. It's so 'Bonkers'... I love it.
So here I am... sat like a true 'wally' with 'me specs' on watching 'Tron Legacy' in eye-popping glory...
...And... (Oh God, could this get any worse?) It's true! I confess it... it's connected to a PS3... and I can't wait to play 'Uncharted 3'.
(Oh God... I'm a nerd)
Right, anybody know where I can buy some 3D Blu-Ray porn?
OK, who's next??
"Wow! What a relief... that feels great".
(How about you?)
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