Nub and Cain Contest

[tippexx]

[QUOTE=El Catador;72987] (N.B. must remember to include the 'Devilishly handsome' rokkit - Space shuttle launch pad background perhaps?)

I do take it that's the UK Space Shuttle Launch Pad that Mr. D H Rokkit works at. Somewhere near Devizes isn't it Cat?

[SeanP]

Hmmmm, my wife is a photographer and we do like to trapse around London a bit and will be in Brighton next weekend..Oh, and Twickenham Stadium is right down the road, Fullers Brewery, Kew Gardens, Hampton Court Palace....


Yep, better send a box just for me!

[Boss Hog]

I think I did Mark, you know me and Nubs

You should ask the mods to change your name from Lee Dub to Lee Nub

[Lee Nub]

Aye lol

[celsis]

Right, I'm off to Edinburgh Castle with the barber pole so generously supplied to me by the Rocket Man!

[celsis]

Right guys, need somebody to sell or trade me my first Cain cigar!

[El Catador]

(N.B. must remember to include the 'Devilishly handsome' rokkit - Space shuttle launch pad background perhaps)

I do take it that's the UK Space Shuttle Launch Pad that Mr. D H Rokkit works at. Somewhere near Devizes isn't it Cat?

Au contraire, Triple XXX, tis a well known fact that he occasionally travels undercover in the UK.

Here's a snap of him meeting the Queen last week, unfortunately I couldn't get both of them in the same shot, but, as you can see, she was definitely 'amused' at the length of his pole!

Apologies to George, his well kept secret is out of the bag.

[whisky77]

Generous.

Never tried any of the cigars TBH, but that is a really generous offer for all the lads on the forum who are into their NC.

[tippexx]

[QUOTE=El Catador;73020] but, as you can see, she was definitely 'amused' at the length of his pole!

But, the lady with the burn hole in her new check jacket wasn't! I'm really surprised the UK Interstellanochance Agency let him off his janitorial duties for a half-day anyway?

[PoohBore]

I'll bring you one back if you REALLY want one...

Ewe - a used one

[rokkitsci]

Au contraire, Triple XXX, tis a well known fact that he occasionally travels undercover in the UK.

Here's a snap of him meeting the Queen last week, unfortunately I couldn't get both of them in the same shot, but, as you can see, she was definitely 'amused' at the length of his pole!

Apologies to George, his well kept secret is out of the bag.

Kee-riminies, Sir Felinity, I told you I was on a Sooper-Sekrit NASA mission to get a pair of HM's undercrackers for DNA testing. We have long suspected that Lizzie is not of the Windsor clan, but secretly a deep cover agent of Al-Qaeda, none other than the infamous Farmischte von Hezzleploppen, former head of the Serbo-Croatian Armadillo Rehabilitation Facility and Combination Day-Old Bread Wholesale Outlet.

Now you've gone and mucked up three long years of preparation. We shall be sending you a bill...

[Big_T_UK]

Let me just check, this is NOT the sort of pic you are after, is it?

Oh, and yes, this was my very first NUB, see what happens.....

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Hehe, T.

[Jimmeh]

[in the style of the chuckle brothers] Oh dear oh dear....[/ in the style of the chuckle brothers]

[nicwing]

That is the gayest picture I've seen on the Forum in many months!!

[Big_T_UK]

Oi! Bloody kids!

T.