Sunday competition - What's your shop 'title'?

[nicwing]

Russell Brand has described Jade Goody as the "Primark Princess",

So what is your shop title?

Please note lack of alliteration will result in you being dropped to the back of the grid!

I will start you off, from here on I wish to be known as "Davidoff Dude"

[G-man]

Me ,GMan short for GSS=Geronimo
Don't ask won't have to tell!

[Stogiedog]

Dog Whisperer

[larrysputnik]

Padron Puffer

Wait a second...What does "puffer" mean again?

[nicwing]

Dog Whisperer

Sorry Dog,back of the grid, lets try those rules one more time

Two part name,
- part one a shop name, ie Primark/Davidoff/Marks and Spencer/Tesco
- part two your name/title, starting with the same first letter as the shop ie Princess/Dude/Minger/Twa?

"Try it, it's a way of life"

[Robusto]

The Cohiba Cowboy

[cj121]

" I'm Partagasphartagas!!" in best Hollywood tones

[Robusto]

SUPERB!

[Robusto]

Wiil you get past Nic's alliteration bot?
It's a worry.

[Boss Hog]

I will have to be the

Ticklemore Fish Troupedor (I really wanted licker but I'll settle for Troupedor)

And just to prove it's a shop....

[Drewmidorn]

The Lidl Lord.

[nicwing]

Nice one Boss/Drew, glad you guys got it, I thought the rules were too complex for a while there !?!?!?

[cj121]

Wiil you get past Nic's alliteration bot?
It's a worry.

I reckon he'd be a hard man to argue that consonance is not there Bry: "...artagas...artagas"

I will, however, to the 'wing if it's deemed unfit

Lets see eh

[nicwing]

Wiil you get past Nic's alliteration bot?
It's a worry.

Passes the aliteration bot no wories but fails on the shop front, unless you know a Partegas shop.....

Where would this country be without rules?

[daverave999]

I'm going to have to go with:
The Bear-Shop Bastard

It's called Shave & Coster now. They still have the bear in the window though.