Doorstep challenge

[Bender]

Must be a worldwide epidemic. My postal person does the EXACT same thing. Its very frustrating. I've even been home before but upstairs and I heard them throw the package on the porch. That about hit a fire under my butt.

[cj121]

Still waiting for my D4s

I'm guessing they've been nabbed off the doorstep

Hope to update y'all with an 'eat my words' type posting: lets see.

[Robusto]

I mark exam papers over the Summer GCSE and A Level period. For ackers rather than amour, you understand. The paperwork has started to be delivered via DHL.

A couple of years ago, some unmarked papers went adrift so the exam board paid me to drive around postal depots in Kent. Very surreal, but good mileage pay. Trouble is it took up a lot of the time when I should have been getting the papers marked.

You have to go to a do's and don't's conference and one of the big DON'T scare stories involved a chap who had set fire to a pile of A Level History papers because he had gone to the hall... you can probably guess the evil cause... and his cigar had fallen out of the ash tray onto the scripts.

I sat there thinking I'm probably the only card-carrying cigar chomper in this conference hall. I nearly shouted from the floor to tell them to stop fucking demonising cigar smokers... but I let it be.

Needless to say, I'll be marking in my cabin with phat ones lined up for some joy through the hours of marking, many of which will be in the evening and into the night.

Tick Here For Cuba.
That's my mantra this year.

I actually mark taped French exam conversations. You can't set fire to cassettes unless you are a real nutcase! For every 19 straightforward ones, the 20th is a candidate being either degree standard, or kicking off and calling the teacher a shit and leaving the room with a slammed door or some such on the tape. I watch EastEnders, so this cheap drama is just swell. I adore it.

The aberrations keep me alive, I can tell you.

Anyway, the postman will be knocking with brown packages, and DHL will hand me the clammy plastic wrappings, all too soon...

[TJCoro]

she used to be my girl!

If I sent U this I'll bet the posty would stay on your porch till U got home to make sure your package was unharmed. LMAO

Alright Mates...

Who the fuck gave the so called Mr. gss1959 my avatar.

You Rat Bastards!!!

She's fine aint' she....she used to be my girl!


Names TJ, TJCoro, and I'm thru wit da biach!