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  • My Guilty Secret.

    "Its true. . . I've done something. . . shameful".
    (Don't look at me)



    "Last night I sat down and watched":
    (and what's worse. . . was thoroughly entertained by)

    "Strictly Come Dancing"*
    (Covers face with hands)

    "Don't judge me too harshly - I was weak and had drunk too much"


    *Otherwise known as: 'Dancing with the Stars' in the USA
    (Sadly not shown 'Down-Under' - Reason: 'Real' Aussie blokes don't dance)

    "Ann Widdecombe's Passo Doble - O.M.G."

    So, my question is this. . .

    What's YOUR 'Guilty Secret?

    "Come on. . . you know you want to confess - it's good for the soul"
    "Don't worry, no-one will judge you. . . were all friends here".

    P.S. Aliona Vilani
    Last edited by El Catador; 31-10-2010, 09:13 AM.
    Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
    Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

  • #2
    Oh Cat!

    My guilty secret:

    I'm a big fan of Gary Numan.

    (oh the shame)

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    • #3
      I just want to know what "Cum Dancing" is? LMAO.

      My guilty secret........... Um........... Let me think on which one I'd tell here.
      What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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      • #4
        Originally posted by El Catador View Post
        "Its true. . . I've done something. . . shameful".
        (Don't look at me)



        "Last night I sat down and watched":
        (and what's worse. . . was thoroughly entertained by)

        "Strictly Come Dancing"*
        (Covers face with hands)

        "Don't judge me too harshly - I was weak and had drunk too much"


        *Otherwise known as: 'Dancing with the Stars' in the USA
        (Sadly not shown 'Down-Under' - Reason: 'Real' Aussie blokes don't dance)

        "Ann Widdecombe's Passo Doble - O.M.G."

        So, my question is this. . .

        What's YOUR 'Guilty Secret?

        "Come on. . . you know you want to confess - it's good for the soul"
        "Don't worry, no-one will judge you. . . were all friends here".

        P.S. Aliona Vilani
        thats ok cat it could have been worse you could have said your guilty secret was NUBS

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        • #5
          Originally posted by davidruddell View Post
          My guilty secret:

          I'm a big fan of Gary Numan.
          Ohhh . . that's not the 'half' of it!
          (Wink wink)

          "What's that I hear. . . the 'grind' of 'ancient engines' coming from the end of your garden"?
          (Is that your big end your tinkering with?)

          "I just hope the 'dimensions' of your. . ahem, Herf Shack are big enough to allow 'two' in there"?



          Originally posted by peanutpete View Post
          thats ok cat it could have been worse you could have said your guilty secret was NUBS
          How dare you, I've sworn off NC's, they make you fat and give you bad breath!*

          *(Not a medically proven fact)
          Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
          Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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          • #6
            Guilty secret? I actually quite like kids TV sometimes. I love Spongebob and most of the other Nickelodeon shows
            My photoblog: http://chrisclarkphoto.blogspot.com/
            Pretty ladies, pretty landscapes and fuzzy animals! Tell your friends!

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            • #7
              Desperate Housewives (the TV show you understand!) and the National Trust and English Heritage, but don't let on.... I've got my "hard man or rock and roll" reputation to maintain.

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              • #8
                Ok I will tell House wives of Atlanta

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by ChrisMClark View Post
                  Guilty secret? I actually quite like kids TV sometimes. I love Spongebob and most of the other Nickelodeon shows
                  Nothing to be ashamed of there

                  I'm a massive fan of Spongebob and meke no allusions otherwise. I'm a 28 year old cartoon lover and proud
                  I'm still waiting for the whiskey to whisk me away
                  And I'm still waiting for the ashtray to lead me astray
                  Josh Ritter, "Other Side"

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                  • #10
                    Spongebob is no guilty secret. Spongebob makes a mean crabby patty.

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                    • #11
                      I love Gary Numan--genius. What's to feel guilty about?

                      My guilty secret? Well, once I realized, long ago, that I thoroughly enjoyed Buffy the Vampire Slayer right off the bat, I wore my lameness with pride. To find out later that said show was considered one of the high points in televisual reality made me realize I care not.

                      So I have two secrets about which I am not guilty:

                      1. I watch Veronica Mars. Crackin' dialogue and plot pacing.
                      2. I tend to agree with Sir Cat about the superiority of cc's over nc's. I'm just not tyrannical about it.

                      However, the shows the rest of you have mentioned are truly horrendous and you should not feel guilty, but ashamed.

                      p.s. I always wanted to use that emoticon.
                      p.p.s. Please note the obvious contradiction in my diatribe.
                      p.p.p.s. I don't purport to legally represent myself.

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                      • #12
                        Hmmm... Guilty secret... Far too many - it's impossible to have just one.

                        Possibly the worst is some of my taste in music (S Club 7 - I've just discovered I still have all of their albums, Jimmy Nail, Taylor Swift etc).

                        I've doubtless got others, but I don't think my collection of Barbie dolls is anything to feel guilty about...
                        My cigar review blog: The Cigar Monologues (Twitter / Facebook)
                        My Company:
                        Siparium Sporting

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                        • #13
                          All my LP's and CD's are in alphabetic and chronological order.
                          My wife made me do it.
                          No...honest.
                          Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by satch View Post
                            All my LP's and CD's are in alphabetic and chronological order.
                            My wife made me do it.
                            No...honest.
                            I love doing such things, but my wife thinks I'm crazy for it. I've got most all of my books in alphabetical order, and I'm fairly ocd about organizing my computer files as such. For me, it's a time saver--I hate routing through my stuff, thinking that somehow I've misplaced it, and then, a few months later, realizing it was there all the time.

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                            • #15
                              My guilty pleasure is Lady Ga Ga and football manager!

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