"Its true. . . I've done something. . . shameful".
(Don't look at me)

"Last night I sat down and watched":
(and what's worse. . . was thoroughly entertained by)
"Strictly Come Dancing"*
(Covers face with hands)
"Don't judge me too harshly - I was weak and had drunk too much"

*Otherwise known as: 'Dancing with the Stars' in the USA
(Sadly not shown 'Down-Under' - Reason: 'Real' Aussie blokes don't dance)
"Ann Widdecombe's Passo Doble - O.M.G."
So, my question is this. . .
What's YOUR 'Guilty Secret?
"Come on. . . you know you want to confess - it's good for the soul"
"Don't worry, no-one will judge you. . . were all friends here".
P.S. Aliona Vilani
(Don't look at me)

"Last night I sat down and watched":
(and what's worse. . . was thoroughly entertained by)
"Strictly Come Dancing"*

(Covers face with hands)
"Don't judge me too harshly - I was weak and had drunk too much"

*Otherwise known as: 'Dancing with the Stars' in the USA

(Sadly not shown 'Down-Under' - Reason: 'Real' Aussie blokes don't dance)
"Ann Widdecombe's Passo Doble - O.M.G."
So, my question is this. . .

What's YOUR 'Guilty Secret?
"Come on. . . you know you want to confess - it's good for the soul"
"Don't worry, no-one will judge you. . . were all friends here".
P.S. Aliona Vilani

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