So, should I celebrate with a cigar?

[Simon-JG-hr]

Today I was accused of being a spy...

Surely being likened to James Bond is reason enough to celebrate, and nothing is better to celebrate with than a cigar. Not that you'd see it on TV over here - PM Edogan dislikes smoking so much that he's ordered all smoking objects to be blurred on TV...

Anyway, best get to bed, got some Americans to shoot tomorrow.

[TJCoro]

The Spy Who Loved Puros!

Accused of being a spy? More details, por favor!

[Simon-JG-hr]

Well, naturally I deny it. But I would... wouldn't I?

[MarkSDMF]

No, not if you were a cocky S.O.B.

[El Catador]

Today I was accused of being a spy...

Hey, 'spooky' coincidence ('Spooky' - geddit? Oh, never mind) I was recently accused of being an 'International Arms Dealer'!! (Honestly!).

Maybe we should be arch-rivals, I already have a large leather arm-chair, I could sit here and say things like: 'Ah, Mr Griffiths.. come in, I've been expecting you!'. When you parachute in through the conservatory roof.



Whaddya say....?

[davidruddell]

Surely being likened to James Bond is reason enough to celebrate

That depends on which picture inspired the accusation?

[El Catador]

That depends on which picture inspired the accusation?

Congratulations! - We have a WINNER!

Best use of 'Picture Juxtaposition in a single post'.

1st Place - davidruddell.

Good Show!

[bambini]

Yep. Celebrate with a cigar. In fact, here's about 100 reasons to celebrate with a cigar. Happy Battle of Yalu River day!

Seriously though, details please

[Smallclub]

Celebrate with a Martini. Stirred, not shaken?

[68TriShield]

The board is chock full of intriguing members!

[TJCoro]

Wat iz your name, comrade?

The board is chock full of intriguing members!

I think you've been made, bag boy!

[Soulmanure]

I'd say celebrate even if you weren't pegged as such--after all, you have a cigar to smoke, and that's pretty good reason to enjoy it.

[Simon-JG-hr]

El Cat - your first mistake. You've admitted to the conservatory... It's only a matter of time now...

Celebrate with a Martini. Stirred, not shaken?

Gin, naturally.

[Lilyboo]

How on earth does one go about being accused of beng a spy? Very intriguing.

[El Catador]

El Cat - your first mistake. You've admitted to the conservatory... It's only a matter of time now...
Gin, naturally.

It could have been worse, at the time I nearly wrote 'I already have a large leather arm-chair, I could sit here, stroking my pussy and saying things like:'

I'm glad I didn't now, people might have misinterpreted it.

Phew!

P.S. I'm ready when you are! - Advantage of being an .. ahem ... 'Arms Dealer' is... you're always 'tooled-up' and ready to bounce!

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