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    I was reading recently that the well known 'rapper': Jay-Z (try 'Google' grandad), is already making plans for his retirement.
    He aims to buy an island for him and his lovely wife Beyonce Knowles (as previous) to live on.

    Apparently his dream is to surround himself with fine wines and quality cigars (You see, it is a relevant topic after all) and get fat.

    So, in an ideal world , how would 'YOU' choose to enjoy your puro's?
    Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
    Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

  • #2
    No Brainer!

    On the same island as the Jay-Zzzzs




    sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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    • #3
      Could I up the ante with the same island as Jay-Z, but without Jay-Z?

      Beyonce is more than welcome to stay, as long as she stays away from my smokes, and stops that horrendous wailing noise.

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      • #4
        GET OFF MY CLOUD!

        Originally posted by davidruddell View Post
        Could I up the ante with the same island as Jay-Z, but without Jay-Z?

        Sorry, muchaco dribble...but I got here first.

        NOW GET THE FK OFF MY ISLAND AND TAKE J-ZZZzzzzs WITH YOU!


        sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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        • #5
          When i retire i plan to open an old-school barbershop with my two sons. After 20+ years working in digital I want some sense the "old world"
          The running gears of a bopmachine

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          • #6
            for me i'd want to get fat and move to a place where the sun shines all year...im already half way there!
            Lover of fine Cubans since 2006

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            • #7
              Think i will opt for euthanasia

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kdot View Post
                for me i'd want to get fat and move to a place where the sun shines all year...im already half way there!
                Really? I didnt think the sun ever shined in Glasgow?
                Free the UKCF one

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                • #9
                  I already live on a little Island, with my own Beyonce and fine wines and a collection of fantastic cigars no chance of retiring soon though

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                  • #10
                    Hot place where they speak English, (or at least most of them do).

                    I'll take the wife, the cat, the money and the puro's.

                    Perfect.

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                    • #11
                      Hot place where the wine and beer flow freely.
                      The women out number my friends and I, 10 to 1 .
                      And their always in the need for a complexion tune up .
                      And the word spit doesn't exist.

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                      • #12
                        Wow, some very interesting and illuminating answers...
                        Originally posted by davidruddell View Post
                        Beyonce is more than welcome to stay, as long as she stays away from my smokes, and stops that horrendous wailing noise.
                        Ahh, pity... I kind o' like it... and anyhow... them legs... God damn!

                        Originally posted by TJCoro View Post
                        Sorry, muchaco dribble...but I got here first.
                        Always room for someone with a humi as big as yours - (NOT a euphemism! ).

                        Originally posted by bopmachine View Post
                        When i retire i plan to open an old-school barbershop with my two sons.
                        Good plan - everyone need their hair-cutting every now and again ('cept some of the bald geezers on here o' course).


                        Originally posted by Kdot View Post
                        for me i'd want to get fat and move to a place where the sun shines all year...im already half way there!
                        Having lived in Scotland - I understand your pain ('any chance of a deep-fried 'Mars bar' I'm having withdrawal symptoms').

                        Originally posted by eggopp View Post
                        Think i will opt for euthanasia
                        I can see it now... a 'forum' guard of honour at the crematorium, all looking towards the chimney and commenting 'I thought he'd produce more voluminous clouds of smoke!'

                        Originally posted by Soft Top View Post
                        Hot place where they speak English, (or at least most of them do).

                        I'll take the wife, the cat, the money and the puro's.

                        Perfect.
                        "Gee, thanks big guy, I'm touched... is she hot?"

                        Originally posted by G-man View Post
                        And the word spit doesn't exist.
                        So... no 'roasting' then?

                        "Anybody got any more...?"
                        Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                        Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                        • #13
                          Someplace warm, good roads to ride my bike. NO caravans.
                          Decent hostelries with comfortable places to smoke.
                          People who complain are legally exterminated on the spot.
                          Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Kdot View Post
                            for me i'd want to get fat and move to a place where the sun shines all year...im already half way there!
                            I live where it almost shines all year. I want to retire to running my own B&M which I dont care if it makes money or not. I'm working on said plan. LOL

                            Someplace warm, good roads to ride my bike. NO caravans.
                            Decent hostelries with comfortable places to smoke.
                            I live there. Unfortunately I cant legally kill complainers!
                            What would I know? I'm just a backwoods roo packin crim from New Holland! LOL. (Thankyou El Cat)

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                            • #15
                              I'd like to keep my house but add a nice flat in Soho and nice flat in Central Paris.... and flit between the three!

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