Tales Of The Injured

[PeeJay]

Ballroom dancing?

Two left feet!

[Max A]

Busted nose 30+ times, dislocated every finger 20+ times and my thumbs more. Ripped tendon off the right hand little finger. Cracked a bine in my thumb last weekend. Managed to get a hook embedded in my scslpmas a kid just before letting go of a climbing frame and dropping to the floormripping my scalp. Split my eye socket deep enough to see skull, and sliced my head open bone deep with someones nose cartilage when we clashed...

Not a bad record...

[Stevieboy]

Found my x-ray

Christ! That looks horrific!!

[Hookmaker]

Found my x-ray

Yep - worst thing is collarbone breakage hurts the shit out of you. Similar pic from me when I crashed my paraglider 5 years ago and broke that and my back😎
Never broke anything before that.


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[Hookmaker]

Busted nose 30+ times, dislocated every finger 20+ times and my thumbs more. Ripped tendon off the right hand little finger. Cracked a bine in my thumb last weekend. Managed to get a hook embedded in my scslpmas a kid just before letting go of a climbing frame and dropping to the floormripping my scalp. Split my eye socket deep enough to see skull, and sliced my head open bone deep with someones nose cartilage when we clashed...

Major league hooligan you 🤣🤣


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[SHAMZ84]

Busted nose 30+ times, dislocated every finger 20+ times and my thumbs more. Ripped tendon off the right hand little finger. Cracked a bine in my thumb last weekend. Managed to get a hook embedded in my scslpmas a kid just before letting go of a climbing frame and dropping to the floormripping my scalp. Split my eye socket deep enough to see skull, and sliced my head open bone deep with someones nose cartilage when we clashed...

That is some record.

ACL on my left knee, few broken fingers and fractured wrist. Broken nose.

Worse was when I was younger fell down on a nail just missed my main vein by 2 mm and got stuck in my arm bone.

[Simon Bolivar]

Well I feel I am missing out somewhat. Of course I have made a career out of patching others up, not having accidents myself. Broken nose a couple of times & a broken great toe is all. I came off my motorbike half a dozen times but always have over trousers & padded jackets so nothing worse then dented pride, even after dropping it one day to slide under a van that cut in front of me & nearly went over my head. A mate was behind me on his motorbike, he stopped but didn't get the reg of the driver. The driver stopped, apologised gave me a fiver for a broken headlight & buggered off before I really came too.

Had major chest surgery when I was 13yo, this prevented me becoming a Ships Diver when I was in the RN, which was a disappointment but got me excluded me from my first draft - which was to submarines, which I was very happy about!
Get well soon Max! Get some crutches & learn how to use them, then the stairs shouldn't be a problem.

[ha_banos]

Mine was a motorcycle too. Again I had on all the gear. But going into Druids at Brands way too hot. Lost it under breaking. Collar bone went and slight concussion. Bike was ok bar some rashes and needed a new peg. I was really sorry to lose the kangaroo leathers and the lid that saved me had a big flat spot on the back/side.....

Waking up in hospital was .. odd.