Who do you think 'they' are?

[El Catador]

It's now been quite a few months since I joined this fine forum ("Thanks for having me"), and during that time I've had the great pleasure of reading and conversing with many of the esteemed members who frequent these boards.
Indeed, it's got to the point where I've now built up a kind of mental picture of how some of you must look, based on your postings, which may, or may not, be accurate (or libelous).

For example, when I see a post by TJ . . . I imagine in 'real-life' he's probably some kind of swarthy Latin Lothario (think 'Antonio Banderas' in a bandanna - smoking a cigar) with a quick and easy patter in 'one-liners' to pull the chicas, and a humidor the size of a small South American country.

Sometimes I wonder though.... after all, who really knows, he could be a Swedish pastry chef living in Stockholm with his mother and a parakeet. A picture of Che Guevara on the wall and 'Zorro' playing endlessly on a DVD player.

So, 'My Question', is this:

Does anyone else have a 'picture' in their heads about what some of our members look like, and if so... who are they... and how do you imagine them?

"Boy, this thread could turn 'ugly', and fast!".

[r0lan6]

What about the members who already have posted portraits of themselves?

But, if I had to ignore avatars, then... Lets start with Aussiewaz (hope you dont mind!). I think the guy from FriendsofHabanos comes to mind!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3aKvV_PXBU

As for TJ? I reckon your really Smokinghotcigarchick in disguise!

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[Aussiewaz]

Who? Rob? I look nothing like him & I would be blessed if I knew half as much. Thanks for the compliment. I would say my demeanor was similar though.
Tash & I.


As far as me answering the original question, I already did. LarrySpikesInKnickers.

[El Catador]

Quote of the day:

"And honestly, the first time I was introduced to 'the Nub', I was a little taken aback, I was like 'What is this little thing'? 'Seriously?'

You been pesterin' her again Lee?

[davidruddell]

How about a gallery of mugshots?

It's now been quite a few months since I joined this fine forum ("Thanks for having me"), and during that time I've had the great pleasure of reading and conversing with many of the esteemed members who frequent these boards.
Indeed, it's got to the point where I've now built up a kind of mental picture of how some of you must look, based on your postings, which may, or may not, be accurate (or libelous).

For example, when I see a post by TJ . . . I imagine in 'real-life' he's probably some kind of swarthy Latin Lothario (think 'Antonio Banderas' in a bandanna - smoking a cigar) with a quick and easy patter in 'one-liners' to pull the chicas, and a humidor the size of a small South American country.

Sometimes I wonder though.... after all, who really knows, he could be a Swedish pastry chef living in Stockholm with his mother and a parakeet. A picture of Che Guevara on the wall and 'Zorro' playing endlessly on a DVD player.

So, 'My Question', is this:

Does anyone else have a 'picture' in their heads about what some of our members look like, and if so... who are they... and how do you imagine them?

"Boy, this thread could turn 'ugly', and fast!".

[Simon-JG-hr]

Smokinghotcigarchick - she has heard of the trade descriptions act... hasn't she?

As for TJ (as he seems to be at the forefront of this) - I envisage him as a larger than life Mexican chef, filling tortillas all day and smoking stogies all night. Hence the name Tortilla Jockey...

G-man, I reckon, is a bit of a prohibition era mafia guy. Huge lapels on a pin-stripe double breasted jacket (probably about three sized too big), tommy gun at side, cigar hanging out of mouth and chatting up the ladies.

Go on then guys, how close am I?

[G-man]

Kdot in my eyes is a swav man living the life of a gigolo and ladies draped all over him.
LeeNub 5'2" and skinny as they get. LOL
DavidRuddell This larger then life burley man.
rOlan6 Glasses and a top CEO of a major corp.
? role playing dressed as Hitler

[daverave999]

In my mind...

TJ wears a large leather hat like Indiana Jones, with shoulder length curly grey hair flowing out from underneath. He has a sharp chin and nose and piercing eyes. Above average height.

G-man has a purple tint to his skin for some reason (bizarre I know) and talks fast and does that New York/Italian thing like Joey from Friends. Waves his hands around a lot. A bit like an Italian version of Harry Enfield's Scousers.

Lee Nub looks like Harry Hill.

Tippexx looks like David Bowie crossed with the Older Krankee.

StevieBoy has loads of hair.

Eugene Sax looks like his avatar. I know it's Bob Ross but it's a great picture.

HabanoSy has no face. Not in a bad way, just a disembodied voice.

and finally, Kdot is a bit pimpy.

No offence folks.

Quite a few have shown pics at one point or another so I won't mention them.

[El Catador]

Wow, you should be on TV as one 'o' them Psychic mediums. . .
I think you've captured it brilliantly!

Tippexx looks like David Bowie crossed with the Older Krankee.

I'll never think of him any other way again (P.S. Regarding the 'Krankee', we are talking about the cross-dressing, short one who pretends to be a boy - aren't we?).

Eugene Sax looks like his avatar. I know it's Bob Ross but it's a great picture.

You mean it isn't really 'him'?
Damn it, how am I gonna spot him at the next 'herf' if he don't have a 'fro?

[davidruddell]

Quote:
Originally Posted by daverave999
"Tippexx looks like David Bowie crossed with the Older Krankee."


I'll never be able to get that image out of my mind.

"DavidRuddell This larger then life burley man."
Thanks G-Man, I prefer the term fat!

pic attached, me with my Daughter out sailing.

[TJCoro]

Rare Photos!

As you may know, there were very few pictures taken of don TJ and the Coros (something about anchoring the spirit to the first attention and all that ), but here are a few rare photos I took of the Clan just before they left on their definitive journey into the unknown.

Enjoy!



don TJ.......................... La Familia de Coro


And Smokinghotcigarchick? Catalina, Catalina Joy Coro!!!!


Oh yeah....here's one of senor GAS (aks G-Man) that was taken at a recent herf in NY.

[satch]

Quote:
Originally Posted by daverave999
"Tippexx looks like David Bowie crossed with the Older Krankee."


I'll never be able to get that image out of my mind.

"DavidRuddell This larger then life burley man."
Thanks G-Man, I prefer the term fat!

pic attached, me with my Daughter out sailing.

Nice Dave. Love the authentic half leg. Where's your Parrot on the shoulder?

[moidoid]

Nice Dave. Love the authentic half leg. Where's your Parrot on the shoulder?

Yes, I always pictured him with TWO legs.

[Boss Hog]

I've always thought that ..........

Kdot would be like Denzil from Only Fools and Horses.

Big T would be like a cross between Bruce Willis in Die Hard and Paul Jr from American Chopper.

Deano would be like Harry Potter with a small wand.

TJ, I'll go along with Dave's Indiana Jones look

And Gman, I'm pretty sure looks like this.

[davidruddell]

Was so tempted to wind you all up, and say I lost it in combat.

Just folded beneath me, it's how I sit.

Did it recently at a corporate poker tournament, got lost in the game and sat like that for over two hours, got up at a break and couldn't stand up properly.
I comically hopped/fell uncontrollably on one leg into a ajoining table, knocked someone off their chair, spilled several drinks, but luckily no chips.

Not one person, even those who know me, believed I wasn't drunk.

I wasn't!

Oh, and smoking cigar chick, WTF, I've seen hotter farm animals.
Needs a good meal, and her web reviews are such BS.