Honesty box - have you ever.....

[nicwing]

That's it, I am going to be really nice to you guys from here on!!!!

[eggopp]

When i was stationed in Belize our unit was relieved by 14/10th Kings Hussars, the master chef was a proper dickhead, so before hand over i filled the deep chest freezer full of water and stuck it on super freeze, and taped fresh grouper (fish) under his desk...

[the mothman]

Fed up with people at work eating all the sweets given at xmas time and hiding them from some shifts so when there were just a few left I unwrapped the malteser sweet stuck it up my arse giving it a good roll around then carefully wrapped it up again... gone the next day HA HA.

One knob head pissed me off at work so I pissed in his bottle of shandy which he duely drunk down. HE HE.

[Pipe Dude]

Not only is that sick, it's potentially dangerous. You should be ashamed of yourself.

[the mothman]

Not only is that sick, it's potentially dangerous. You should be ashamed of yourself.

I know I could of lost the malteser

[gt3911]

This thread is really scary, I don't think I'm going to leave, or allow anyone into my house ever again

[Robusto]

A bass playing bandmate of mine from times past had a job in a local castle where a senior member of the Royal Family would pass official weekends. There is no payback line to this tale. They set themselves a task and ingeniously accomplished it. They managed to bag a Royal turd and turn it into a feature paperweight. No more detail. I'll go to the Tower.

[nicwing]

A bass playing bandmate of mine from times past had a job in a local castle where a senior member of the Royal Family would pass official weekends. There is no payback line to this tale. They set themselves a task and ingeniously accomplished it. They managed to bag a Royal turd and turn it into a feature paperweight. No more detail. I'll go to the Tower.

Man, you just know 'Busto is going to top it all!

[eggopp]

Man, you just know 'Busto is going to top it all!

Suprised you havent offered a prize Nic lmao

[nicwing]

I wouldn't know where to start Eggy old fruit.

I don't really want to encourage any further scatology. Perhaps a packet of wet wipes for the best/worst?

[68TriShield]

Nic ,how did we get from a lighter in the pocket to POTTY REVENGE!

[Leojvs]

Ok, where do I start.
I have a vengance streak in me a mile wide.
My old neighbour was a crusty old b***h. She was really mean to my Mum etc. Her lawn was her pride and joy. I went out after dark with a mattock and dug a big assed hole in it.

The guy in the room next door when I was in the military broke into my room and put my heater on flat chat in the middle of Summer. My room was 50*c. It was crazy hot!! Soooo, when he went out, I broke into his room, put prawns under his fridge, then soaked his Air-con filter in fish oil.

Got a call from a vet, saying they have my dog. This was a few weeks after I kicked my wife out for being a cheating skank. She took everything, inc the dogs. I drove the 90 minutes to where she lived to pick up the poor dog from the local vet. I had to break into her house to lock the dog inside so she couldnt get out again. I was a little pissed that she was with this guy still, so I went for a good hard run around the block, came back, in the window again, pulled down my pants, and proceeded to wipe the sweat away with his pillow case. Back, crack and sack baby!

Perhaps I have missed the point of this thread.

Honesty box.....

I did burnouts and donuts on the school oval. Didnt do much damage, but it wasnt cool

[davidruddell]

Warning

Never drink the tea at Lee's!

When I worked for my dads building company, we were refurbing a bank were the manageress was a real bitch. She did everything she could to make it hard for us, so I inserted her teaspoon into my anus and placed it back on her saucer.

[Aussiewaz]

Never drink the tea at Lee's!

I think it's even scarier that Lee was inserting things into his anus! This thread is scaring my a lot. LOL. I was thinking about sending Lee a gift but I'm worrying about why he likes Nubs so much, Length x girth.......Hmmmm.....

[davidruddell]

Honesty box

It was our daughters Xmas play last year and they were doing Wind in the Willows, all the parents were lined up outside the school entrance proudly displaying their kids in costume prior to going in.
The boy in front of us had an amazing outfit, whiskers, sticky out false teeth, pink rat ears, the whole deal.
"I love his costume, especially the teeth" I cheerfully said to his mum.
"They're his real teeth" said his mum, and then blanked me completely for the next ten minutes before we went in.

When we got in I sat next to a pregnant woman whose two young kids were running around despite her attempts to control them.
"It's going to be even harder when there's three of them" I said
She looked confused, I pointed at the bump.
"I am not pregnant" came the reply, yep blanked by her and all her friends for the remainder of the evening.

Told the wife about the ratboy, but was to mortified too admit the preggers!

The 'Pregnant' woman has never spoken to me since.

Don't think I've ever been so embarrassed.