Honesty box - have you ever.....

[nicwing]

I was roaming around at a festival at the weekend idly flicking the lighter in my pocket and I remembered, when I was many years younger, actually striking up a lighter in my pocket, much to the amusement of my chums as they watched me trying to extinguish my trousers.

Anyone else in an honest mood?

[eggopp]

When i was about 8 i used to gather dog poo in a paper bag and lay it on the doorstep of some unsuspecting home owner, smother it in lighter fluid, set it a light, knock on the door and run.. Then from a distance watch them cuss as they stamp it out in there slippers only to be squishing poo!!

Oh then i got caught and taken home where i got a good hiding!! These days that would be arson with reckless endangerment..

Hmmm now what do i do for a living but i have grown up a little

[Boss Hog]

There's always a fire burning in inside my trousers, which is generally beaten out by the wife.

[nicwing]

There's always a fire burning in inside my trousers, which is generally beaten out by the wife.

Aye thang ewe!

[Aussiewaz]

I was flying a small VW with wings (Cessna 152) and landing it in a storm when I requested a circuit. The tower asked me if I was sure & I said yes. I wasnt sure, I was barely capable and I almost crapped myself on that circuit! (I had a passenger, so wrong)

[celsis]

I was about seven years old and I had a box of matches. I lit one, in the street, and the spark set off the others in the box. I got such a fright that I tossed the by now flaming box into a hedge. Said hedge immediately caught fire and started burning. I made myself scarce!

[jamesmids]

Someone at work pissed me off so I spat in there coffee,

[nicwing]

Someone at work pissed me off so I spat in there coffee,

Hence forth you shall be known as Baldrick!

[Lee Nub]

When I worked for my dads building company, we were refurbing a bank were the manageress was a real bitch. She did everything she could to make it hard for us, so I inserted her teaspoon into my anus and placed it back on her saucer.

[shuckins]

When I worked for my dads building company, we were refurbing a bank were the manageress was a real bitch. She did everything she could to make it hard for us, so I inserted her teaspoon into my anus and placed it back on her saucer.

i'm gonna put that in my book of things i wish i didn't know...lol

[nicwing]

When I worked for my dads building company, we were refurbing a bank were the manageress was a real bitch. She did everything she could to make it hard for us, so I inserted her teaspoon into my anus and placed it back on her saucer.

Never think about leaving a nice trout behind the dry walling? (less painfull - for you)

[cohibaIV]

A few years ago I got very drunk with the lads in town..Very drunk..

Tried to walk home and I was doing alright until a got a few hundred yards from the house...At that point I decided to scrape my face along the pavement....

Got home in a right mess after spending at least half an trying to get back up...

Blood every where, told the now ex missus that I had been jumped?!?!?!?

[Boss Hog]

When I worked for my dads building company, we were refurbing a bank were the manageress was a real bitch. She did everything she could to make it hard for us, so I inserted her teaspoon into my anus and placed it back on her saucer.

Best of it was, she was still stirring her tea at the time!!!

[leperaffinity]

When I worked for my dads building company, we were refurbing a bank were the manageress was a real bitch. She did everything she could to make it hard for us, so I inserted her teaspoon into my anus and placed it back on her saucer.

[jibjob79]

When I left my supermarket job which I did for 5 years through college and uni my new boss told me how I was disloyal for not taking the supervisor job when I was accepted into the Royal Navy (for three times the pay) and was really funny with me until I left making my life hell. In return I left an open tin of dog food in my locked changing locker, salmon past it's sell by date was thrown into the air conditioning unit and other fishy meat/oil dropped behind shelves and hidden. It is surprising how bad fish can smelly and how difficult to track down when it is everywhere. When they would find some he would frantically clean it thinking that was the source of the smell lol. What goes around comes around.


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