The 3 word story

[Gordonbcb]

which he always

[Lee Nub]

had to wipe

[CloseEmBoth]

down after use

[Hencore]

because he couldn't

[Lee Nub]

control his flow

[jamesmids]

Even the thought

[monkey66]

he was more

[eggopp]

The story so far....

when shuckins was
young he was
planning cigar terrorism
through the magic
of nuclear powered
macadamia nut batteries
wrapped in a
a Connecticut wrapper
smuggled by monkeys
angels, demons and
Then shuckins met
Justin lee Collins
who was not
the woman he
wanted to be
because he thought
Long and hard
about coming out
and wearing a
long flowing dress
which he thought
hid his bomb
fuse but it
Unfortunately did not
,however, when he
Looked which cigars
to feed ethiopians
Suddenly found a
very very large
George Harrison album
which when played..
caused so much
Volcanic vibration activity
in the region
that every single
one of the
local cigar collections
Started to go
dry, smelling like
a long dead
festering badger, that
we marianted with
peppers, chocolate and
Sweet and sour
Jamie Oliver endorsed
, though Anthony Bourdain
preferred the lady
with no panties
who had a
very slight mustache
but a nice
big onion booty
pointed skyward and
raring to go
or a peck
In 'greg-orious' style
looking like a
Cross between Jordan
who's on crack
And animal nitrate
or a bike-rack
which is a
fug ugly excuse
For a whole
set of reasons:
such as sucking
Meanwhile at the
Back of the
skinny pigeon convention
stood an erect
and rather large
statue of Deano
the famous pigeon
who had a
humidor full of
legendary large and
Smelly dropings but
flavoursome cigars of
The Cuban variety
then along came
Fidel Castro himself
looking somewhat haggard
because he just
smoked a fatty...
while eating a
bowl of Congri
with grits,then
he suddenly said
I've just come!
all over the
wife's new humidor
he was so
busy rubbing off
all the vile
man junk, he
Didn't realise that
he'd left his
Cigar smouldering in
his snorkel mask
along with his
copy of penthouse
And heat magazine
which he always
had to wipe
down after use
because he couldn't
control his flow
Even the thought
he was more

[ctrl]

or less in

[monkey66]

a good place

[Lionhound]

with padded cells

[Soulmanure]

, elves, hobbits, and

[monkey66]

many assorted cheeses.

[jamesmids]

And french bread

[Pipe Dude]

he could not