The 3 word story

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ok popular "game" from some other forums...
The rules are simple...
Each post can only contain 3 words (comments are allowed in brackets)
The 3 words must follow and create an on going story
You are allowed to use forum nicknames and/or the names of well known people (on and off the forum) ie - deano, tony blair etc etc.....careful though as real names often use 2 words

and thats about it...
This thread will need to be locked so newbies cant bump their post count with it...
Mods might want to watch in case it degrades, as sometimes happens, into a slagging match...though jovial banter should be allowed

So Let me start with the next 2 posts

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when shuckins was

(sorry m8, but tis a fun place to start lol)

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young he was

[eggopp]

planning cigar terrorism

[r0lan6]

through the magic

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of nuclear powered

[rokkitsci]

macadamia nut batteries

[Hencore]

wrapped in a

[eggopp]

a Connecticut wrapper

[DeadBase]

smuggled by monkeys

[r0lan6]

angels, demons and

[eggopp]

Then shuckins met

[jamesmids]

Justin lee Collins

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who was not

[r0lan6]

the woman he