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  • You Only Live Thrice!

    My God!

    With all the “Bombing & Bragging & Bitchin’” going on around these parts lately, I’m surprised there’s a forum left to come back to.

    Saludos, muchachos!

    Mi nombre es TJ, TJ Coro, el moderador m?gico del Estado de Mente, M?xico. ?Y yo he vuelto para cerrar la puerta con una llave dorada!


    As some may know, I’ve been off on a journey to the second attention with mi mentor and brujo, don Juan since posting 3K last November. Soon after, however, due to an infestation of KnewBees , I asked my trusty servant, the stupid looking dawg smiley, el Perro, to return and offer some encouragement and guidance for saving this fine forum from certain obliteration during the period of UKCF history known as “Los Vientos de Cambio!”


    Sadly, few members heeded his thoughtful words of wisdom.


    But now that el Perro has stretched the post count to 4K less one, I’ve decided to return to gather up the ever-expanding Coro Clan and take them on a fantastic flight of perception across a bridge of pure intent, through the dark sea of awareness, into the unknown… and with any luck, the unknowable.


    While el familia Coro prepares for this magical journey, I will lurk about the forum for a bit and perhaps put up a post or two if I see an opportunity to contribute. As part of The Rule, however, one Coro must stay behind to serve as a beacon for those who have not stored enough energy to make the journey and instead, have wasted their precious power on first attention projections.

    Consequently, they will lack the guts of steel needed to complete the journey and instead, will be doomed to return to the forum and lurk about the battlefields beggin’ for puros for the rest of their miserable, ignorant lives.



    So muchachos….if there is a particular member of the familia Coro you’d recommend to serve as the beacon, make your choice known! In the meantime, enjoy this little ditty from the other side...


    Cheers!



    Names TJ, TJCoro, and I’ve returned to the forum to gather up the Coro Clan and usher them past the eagle and return them to the second ring of power.


    Bonjour. I am Papa, Pappy Coro, and I’m the oldest member of el familia Coro. If asked to serve, I will not accept.


    Yo! Yo! Yo! It’s me…Ray Jay, Ray Jay Coro, and I’m the head-writer for TJ and the Coros and I loves me a good prank and yank!


    Hello! My name is BJ, BJ Coro, and though I’m a bit shy, I’m very willing to learn everything there is to know about fine puros.


    Ummmmm! Prrrrrrrrr! Well hello boys!!! It’s me, Catalina, Catalina Joy Coro, and I’m TJ’s sexy little sister. Hey stevieboy….still think my butt’s too fat?


    Hi Everybody! I’m Juggler Boy, and I’m the virgin…. errrr, I mean youngest member of the Coro Clan and I like to play with me balls. If you vote for me, I will show you how to play with yours.


    They call me Perro, El Perro (aka the stupid looking dawg smiley), and I’m too “bombed” to serve as the beacon anymore.


    My name is…well, you can call me Bag Boy, and after extensive Google research, I’ve uncovered the location of State of Mind, Mexico and now I’m the thing that won’t leave!

    (Hey TJ....got anymore chips! )
    sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

  • #2
    Well I'm gonna vote for Bag Boy .... 'cos I still think it's TJ on a bad hair day!
    If you want to, you can.
    And, if you can, you must!

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    • #3
      Welcome back Don TJ and congratulations on your 4000th post!

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      • #4
        I'm sure that the op would make a lot more sense to me were I a long time forum member rather then a noob ... but, that being said, I think that was one of the strangest things I've ever read on the internet. Entertaining in an anticipatory kind of way but absolutely bizarre none the less. LOL
        "Beware, o wanderer, the road is walking too." - Rilke

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        • #5
          Originally posted by swingerofbirches View Post
          I'm sure that the op would make a lot more sense to me were I a long time forum member rather then a noob ... but, that being said, I think that was one of the strangest things I've ever read on the internet. Entertaining in an anticipatory kind of way but absolutely bizarre none the less. LOL
          Even those of us who have been here a while still don't understand any of it !

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          • #6
            Got to be Juggler Boy. It's good to learn new tricks.

            Welcome back, TJ.

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            • #7
              [QUOTE=swingerofbirches;101687]I'm sure that the op would make a lot more sense to me were I a long time forum member rather then a noob ...


              No it wouldn't ..... any Coro communication is alway bizarre!
              If you want to, you can.
              And, if you can, you must!

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              • #8
                Our 'Salvation'!

                Let joy be unconfined!
                Bring out the fatted calf, light the Nepalese culebra, and we shall feast into the night!


                He has returned!

                My vote for which of the 'village people' to keep?


                Ray Jay - I'm all for a 'prank and yank'.
                Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                • #9
                  There's A Train a'cuming!

                  Originally posted by swingerofbirches View Post
                  I'm sure that the op would make a lot more sense to me were I a long time forum member rather then a noob ... LOL

                  Awwww, That's okay, chico. Wait your turn.... enlightment is on its way.

                  But be warned, the bird of freedom only passes by once and you must not hessitate to grab that cubic centimeter of a chance to have a chance.

                  Muchachos, get ready...



                  Names TJ, TJ Coro, and I'm back to usher in a new era at the aging UKCF.
                  sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                  • #10
                    [QUOTE=El Catador;101698]Our 'Salvation'!

                    Let joy be unconfined!
                    Bring out the fatted calf, light the Nepalese culebra, and let us feast into the night!



                    You Creep! And, who's paying for all this feasting?
                    If you want to, you can.
                    And, if you can, you must!

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                    • #11
                      BJ Hooker is back!
                      Originally posted by Simon Bolivar
                      Little medical correction there Steve, you will surely die...but not from smoking these

                      Originally posted by Ryan
                      I think that's for lighting electronic cigarettes

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                      • #12
                        Did you have a nice fortnight off?

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                        • #13
                          A Fort WHAT???

                          Originally posted by daverave999 View Post
                          Did you have a nice fortnight off?

                          I did indeed, senor 69....X10!

                          But it's good to be back in the saddle among many of my UKCF brothers and sisters*, if only for a bit, while the Coro Clan clamors to close their personal accounts with the universe and gather all their stored energy.

                          So it may be awhile before they are ready to take flight.

                          ?Gracias por preguntar!



                          TJ, TJCoro


                          *old knewbees, included
                          sigpicVaya con Dios, Amigos! - don TJ and the Coros

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                          • #14
                            I think I figured it out--you are Carlos Castaneda's graphical designer/comedian brother, the one who really took all the jimsonweed and saw the dancing emoticons at the center of the existential paradox that keeps tapping us on the shoulder and occasionally hitting us in the gut.

                            I'll second Tippex and take Bag Boy, for he must be the Unknowable Comedian of The Question That Leads to More Difficult Questions.

                            Love the song, by the by, and congrats!

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                            • #15
                              I chiwawa, the true El Loco !!!...

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