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revenge is sweet lol. If management wont act to sort out your problems then they haven't got a let to stand on bollocking you for yours. Another example was the engineers has some fluid that fluoresced under black light for finding cracks in metal. Spray chocolate wrappers with said fluid then at a meeting turn off all lights, turn on black lights and watch coworker fluoresce with fluid smeared all over his face and overalls. It is always good to know what kind of people you work with and some of the excuses they can produce when faced with overwhelming evidence lol.
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Who won your comp then Monkey? haha did anyone own up?
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Go off on the sick from the stress of being bullied.
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If someone has been a pain in the backside or dishonest then fine, but do we really need some gender specific insults? Personally I find words like bitch highly offensive except when used in relation to canine matters - and no I'm not a sensitive soul before anyone comments, I just don't particularly like sexist language..."The socialism I believe in is everyone working for each other, everyone having a share of the rewards. It's the way I see football, the way I see life"
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No, but I did hear of one person being very disturbedOriginally posted by eggopp View PostWho won your comp then Monkey? haha did anyone own up?
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Nothing worse from a management point of view!Originally posted by daverave999 View PostOriginally posted by Simon Bolivar
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How about punching her in the face and breaking her nose and saying "oh, well it's just one of those things, get over it!"
Yes, you should always replace something you've broken if it's not yours. (apart from virgins that is.)Free the UKCF oneComment
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Dose up a coffee with the strongest laxative you can find, preferably something from the vets. Offer her the "peace offering" then sit back for "diarea theatre" and laugh as she announces her rectum feels like a chewed orangeComment
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Remind me not to accept coffee from you without watching you make it, haha that is soooo funny...Originally posted by Lee Nub View Post
Reminds me of the time i went to colchester zoo when my lad was about 6 years old and a load of kids were feeding the monkeys laxative chocolates..
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thanks everyone I'm glad its not just me that has this point of view, I do like the Lee Dubs plan and may put that one into action very soon
Monkey thanks for the offer, I didnt know they made steel jobbies do yeah next time we meet for a smoke that would be great thanks...Comment
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No worries ...as soon as I get day release
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Originally posted by Habana-Habanos View PostWtf is going on with that!? Make the bit** replace it! If that would have happened to me I would have smashed her over her dumb head with the remainders
and still make her pay for it.
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Silver lining - now's a perfect time to get yourself an Aerobie Aeropress. It's made of some kind of tough plastic and makes the best coffee I've ever had (including that from my expensice Gaggia espresso maker). About ?25. Highly recommended!--------------------------------------------------
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Break something of hers, then your even!
Or the laxative plan, either way.Comment
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well lets just say I got her back today and it would have been cheaper of her to have done the right thing
I might give one of those aeropress's a go actually, how many cups does it make?Comment
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