Happy Birthday, Drewmidorn!

[Robusto]

All the best, you big cha drinking axe poseur!

Can we have a new guitar split-pose or a nice birthday karaoke tune from you today, please?

Have a knock-out cigar and a great day, Drew.

[Deano]

Happy Birthday Drewmidorn, hope you get a cigar or two

[Drewmidorn]

Thanks guys. Half way to 70 today!

I'm putting off celebrating till tomorrow as we're playing in portsmouth tonight so setting off at 1pm and back at 5am.... However getting up to a big cooked breakfast and, depending what mood I'm in, a Monte NO2 at midday made by my main squeeze (the breakfast... not the monte you understand) and then friends for dinner!

Thanks again for the best wishes.

D

[cohibaIV]

[larrysputnik]

Choreographed Guitar Poses

Drew,

I have put together three poses for you to try out. Let me know what you think.

I call this first one The Cocktail. The idea is to make your body into the shape of a tall cocktail glass with your head being the garnish and the neck of your guitar being the straw. It is easy to get into but more difficult to get out.



This one is a little easier to execute and projects poise and ferocity if done correctly. I call it The Ice Cream Cone.



And finally, the most difficult of the three poses. This is the Corkscrew. Please note that one leg wraps firmly around the other leg creating the corkscrew design. Be sure to practice this one before trying it out, as there is a subtlety in performing this move that if performed inaccurately could appear as if you have to use the toilet. To accent the move spread your arm and the neck of the guitar to resemble the top of a corkscrew. Good luck!

[Robusto]

LMFAO!!!!!

[Wildwood]

Brilliant!

[rokkitsci]

Drew,

I have put together three poses for you to try out. Let me know what you think.

Okay, I have asked this before and none of you chaps deemed my query worthy of reply. I'm hoping that my fellow Yank will be more sympathetic.

Larry, how the hell do you get images to appear in-line in a post? Whenever I try to incorporate an image, like the picture of my girlfriend shown here, I use the "Attach Files" Option which puts the image in as an attachment at the bottom.

Flummoxed in Florida...

[Drewmidorn]

Larry... what can I say. Genius! I hope you warmed up before attempting these! I have booked a room at pineapple studios in covent garden for a day to work on these moves. As soon as someone snaps me on stage doing the Corkscrew thw photo will be on here.

D

[Robusto]

What a workout, Drew. Paging 'slimline' Letitia Dean.

Paging? Pageing?
The French would keep the e in.
I don't know what we do in English.

Rok - To get a full picture of your babe on here... and, by the way, she gets around a bit... you need to upload your own image to a hosting site like Photobucket. From there you get a URL for the picture which can be inserted into the icon six in from the right on the toolbar up top. It says INSERT IMAGE and you copy your URL into the box and it's sorted. It will appear as a full image, and not a thumbnail.

If your babe is taken from google images or any other web page, just right click on the image and copy the PROPERTIES line. You have captured the old bird's URL and can insert her image in the INSERT IMAGE box in exactly the same way above.

Forgive me if you know all or most of this already, but I thought I'd try and explain over my vibrant mucus here this afternoon.

[rokkitsci]

Rok - To get a full picture of your babe on here...

Forgive me if you know all or most of this already, but I thought I'd try and explain over my vibrant mucus here this afternoon.

Finally!

No, I didn't know any of this before, thusly the askation.

Thanque, Robusto!

[Robusto]

Come back if it doesn't make sense, Rok.
I'm Captain Dumb Down in the day job, of necessity.
I thought I'd made it a bit PhD, but as you are in the rocket trade, I thought you might be able to de-code.