As the nub got shorter and shorter, I could feel the heat getting dangerously close to my fingers. The problem is that there is plenty more tobacco to be smoked on the nub of my cigar as far as I am concerned. So, like an idiot I began to quickly brainstorm ways to handle the ungainly end of the stick rather than let it go out peacefully.
The best idea I could come up with at the moment was to take the beer can I had been drinking, dent it so that the nub could have a place to rest, poke a few holes in it and draw the smoke through the mouth of the can like a pipe. Unfortunately this contraption completely destroyed any pleasantness of the cigar and the can probably leached some dangerous chemicals into the already unhealthy smoke, which left me disappointed and embarrassed.
I don't blame any of you for throwing shit at me should you ever see me in public.
The best idea I could come up with at the moment was to take the beer can I had been drinking, dent it so that the nub could have a place to rest, poke a few holes in it and draw the smoke through the mouth of the can like a pipe. Unfortunately this contraption completely destroyed any pleasantness of the cigar and the can probably leached some dangerous chemicals into the already unhealthy smoke, which left me disappointed and embarrassed.
I don't blame any of you for throwing shit at me should you ever see me in public.
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