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    SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!
    You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well..........

    SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

    Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff Joe!

    Maricopa County was spending approx. $18 million dollars a year on stray animals, like cats and dogs.. Sheriff Joe offered to take the department over, and the County Supervisors said okay.

    The animal shelters are now all staffed and operated by prisoners. They feed and care for the strays. Every animal in his care is taken out and walked twice daily. He now has prisoners who are experts in animal nutrition and behavior. They give great classes for anyone who'd like to adopt an animal. He has literally taken stray dogs off the street, given them to the care of prisoners, and had them place in dog shows.

    The best part? His budget for the entire department is now under $3 million. Teresa and I adopted a Weimaraner from a Maricopa County shelter two years ago. He was neutered, and current on all shots, in great health, and even had a microchip inserted the day we got him. Cost us $78.

    The prisoners get the benefit of about $0.28 an hour for working, but most would work for free, just to be out of their cells for the day. Most of his budget is for utilities, building maintenance, etc. He pays the prisoners out of the fees collected for adopted animals.

    I have long wondered when the rest of the country would take a look at the way he runs the jail system, and copy some of his ideas. He has a huge farm, donated to the county years ago, where inmates can work, and they grow most of their own fresh vegetables and food, doing all the work and harvesting by hand..

    He has a pretty good sized hog farm, which provides meat, and fertilizer. It fertilizes the Christmas tree nursery, where prisoners work, and you can buy a living Christmas tree for $6 - $8 for the Holidays, and plant it later. We have six trees in our yard from the Prison.

    Yup, he was reelected last year with 83% of the vote.
    Now he's in trouble with the ACLU again. He painted all his buses and vehicles with a mural, that has a special hotline phone number painted on it, where you can call and report suspected illegal aliens. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement wasn't doing enough in his eyes, so he had 40 deputies trained specifically for enforcing immigration laws, started up his hotline, and bought 4 new buses just for hauling folks back to the border. He's kind of a 'Git-R Dun' kind of Sheriff.

    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO

    HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF

    AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER
    THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:

    Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona ) who created the ' Tent City Jail':
    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

    He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but 'G' movies.

    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects.

    Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He Wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination.

    He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again . Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel.

    When asked why the weather channel He Replied, So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs.

    He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero Nutritional Value.

    When the inmates complained, he told them, 'This Isn't The Ritz/Carlton...... If You Don't Like It, Don't Come Back.'


    More On The Arizona Sheriff:

    With Temperatures Being Even Hotter Than Usual In Phoenix (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record), the Associated Press Reports:
    About 2,000 Inmates Living In A Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment At The Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given Permission To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued Pink Boxer Shorts.

    On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 Degrees Inside The Week Before.

    Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink Towels As Sweat Collected On Their Chests And Dripped Down To Their PINK SOCKS.

    'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,' Said James Zanzot, An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1 year. 'It's Inhumane.'

    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic.. He said Wednesday that he told all of the inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too, And They Have To Wear Full Battle Gear,
    But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,So Shut Your Mouths!'

    Way To Go, Sheriff!

    Maybe if all prisons were like this one there would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves.
    Nic
    Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine

  • #2
    I've been saying for years that this is the sumbitch we should have elected Prezzydent!
    rokkitsci

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    • #3
      I've a feeling his foreign policy might be a little extreme! Leave him as sheriff. He can do better work than tryng to nuke everybody he disagrees with.........
      No man has the right to fix the boundary of a nation.
      No man has the right to say to his country, "Thus far shalt thou go and no further."

      CS Parnell



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      • #4
        I remember watching a docu' about him a year or so ago. Quite funny really.
        "Come in here, dear Boy, have a cigar" ....Roger Waters (Pink Floyd)

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        • #5
          Sheriff Joe is the best sheriff in the country. Other sheriffs and wardens could learn alot from Sheriff Joe. His methods should be used as a model for other jails and prisons. He is effective, efficient, and not politically correct, which is how it should be! You cannot deny the results, but people still bitch about his methods.

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          • #6
            Sounds like you don't wanna be on the wrong side of him.
            If he was Prez the world would die!
            Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote.

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            • #7
              i love this guy!

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              • #8
                If you're in tanty, you should want to never go back. I like his methods - it removes any of the glamorization of crime and it makes them do something useful with their time rather than sit in a cell watching TV and cracking one out.
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                • #9
                  he also bans sugar , salt and pepper in the prisoner meals, because of the low cost of the prisoners food a lot of it is bought from supermarkets that has passed their sell by date , the guard dogs at the prison have more money for food than the prisoners, his take on it is " if you don't like it don't come back"
                  wish we had the same over here , all hail Sheriff Joe
                  think lucky and you'll be lucky

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                  • #10
                    I wonder if he smokes a seegarrr?
                    "Go you good things...geddem int'ya"

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                    • #11
                      I totally agree with the sheriff,take away their privileges.why put them away in some air condition room,i can think of other ways my hard earned tax money can go to.hell if he did run for prez,i will vote for him..

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                      • #12
                        Isn't this the same sheriff who had drug smugglers in his prison. Not just any smugglers , they were bring drugs into the country mixed among tractor trailers full of cantaloupes ?
                        He went to court and told the judge to turn the truck loads minus the drugs over to him and the judge agreed. The cons in the kitchen were told to prepare the cantaloupe's for breakfast , lunch and dinner till they were all gone and there better not be 10% waste.
                        The smugglers were not the most liked guys and the cons got the shits of eating cantaloupes quickly. But eat or starve . They ate ! Now thats what I say is running it right up their azzes.

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