Star Wars and cigars

[Lee Nub]

I doubt the wife will ever allow me to own one of those though lol

[r0lan6]

If you buy her a nice watch she may think differently! Worked for me!

[Lee Nub]

Unfortunately she wants one of those "Toy watches" Its on her shopping list for the states this year.

[r0lan6]

Even better! You buy her a few of those and after you've presented her with her gifts you tell her about the watch you bought yourself! Alternatively surprise her with a rolex that wont break ?2-3K, and then if she accepts it you have free reign in spending ?10-20K on a PP! I would mention the line of... ?You never actually own... but merely look after it for the next generation"!

[TJCoro]

GEEK ALERT!

It's like the midichlorians debacle all over again!

I had a feeling this would happen sooner of later.

Sorta' reminds me of that oldie but goodie...."Who let the nerds out, Woof, Woof, Woof-Woof!"


PLEASE!!!






Didn't I see you at a SW convention dressed up a Biggs Darklighter, el Perro?

[Lee Nub]

Im proud to be a nerd lol. Im not what your usual nerd looks like, but come on Star wars

[r0lan6]

Thats what they all say!

[Lee Nub]

Lol im a 6ft 2, 350 pound ex powerlifter, i pretty much break the nerd mould lol.

[tippexx]

[QUOTE=Lee Nub;89430 i pretty much break the nerd mould lol.[/QUOTE]


Is that why you have to wear a twang then Lee?

[Lee Nub]

Indeed it is.

[jfuller]

Star Wars, Cigars, and the mention of nice watches. This is surely the most amazing forum.

[the mothman]

I wonder what cigar Han Solo would of had hanging out the side of his mouth when flying the Falcon?????

Probably dried Wookie Turds

[DeadBase]

How did a whole Star Wars debate pass me by?

The whole midichlorians debacle was weak. Making Anakin some kind of Jesus figure not conceived of man was a cop-out. This is the boy who will grow into the biggest bad-ass on the silver screen and he was created by micro-organisms intent on balance? And it came bundled in a film that delivered the bitter pill of Jar-Jar Binks. Lame.

Senator Palpatine / Emperor = Cohiba Panatellas. They were after all for diplomats and the skinnier ring gauge would look more evil poking from beneath his cowl.

Darth Vader = NUB Maduro 464T. Black and red with some power, enough said. He could wedge that nice torpedo end between the grill on his helmet!

Han Solo = Partag?s Salom?nes. Constantly wedged in the mouth for an authentic gunslinger feel, Eastwood gone space-age.

Luke Skywalker = Montecristo No.4. Loved worldwide, a nice middle of the field stick that never disappoints. Unless you're a Taun-taun.

Leia Organa = Cohiba Siglo VI Gran Reserva. A smoke truly deserving of an ass-whipping rebel princess with a one-shot-kill blaster (Star Wars Battlefront).

Yoda = Partag?s Culebras. Smoked 3 at a time. "Never believe I managed it you will" crazy little green bastard.

Chewbacca = Trinidad Robusto T. Because a Wookie can smoke whatever a Wookie wants to smoke.

Lee you've reminded me of a quote from Fanboys. As some filler Eric's brother Chaz has spent the movie degrading nerds and ripping on his brother for it. This line is in the queue outside Phantom Menace on premier night.

Eric - Chaz, what the hell are you doing here, man?
Chaz - Ah, come on, bro. It's the Wars.

[cbob]

How can a thread go so terribly wrong?

[Soulmanure]

Well, considering how humid it gets over in the motherland, perhaps twat and twang aren't worlds apart tupac?

Nice one!