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The Lady Wife was remarking earlier that due to the lack of education of the average 17year old bank employee and the slightly better qualified but still spotty types they employ in their Marketing Departments it is getting harder and harder to tell the difference between the PHISH stuff that appears every day and the real gobbledygook that appears in my in tray from those Government employees looking after my overdraft at Mega Bank PLC.
I blame the money being pumped into the Nigerian Education system.
Anyway, this arrived as we were talking and I thought I should share it as it rather tickled me!
ATTENTION BENEFICIARY,
We received a mandatory letter, from the United Nation secretary general {Africa} to credit 25 million Pounds to you.
It has been brought to our notice that some impostals has been contacting you without our notice, that is why we held a meeting from our head department at UK. So, you have been order to contact our department officer.
Your respond is required so get back to us with the following
information below,
1. Full name:.............
2. Your Current address:.......
3. Phone..........Mobile:........
4. Your Age:.......Your Sex:.......... Your current occupation.,
5. And your identification either inter/ passport or driver license.
Federal Reserve Chairman Sir John Wilfred
EMAIL: mrjohnwilfreunitednation@gmail.com
You are advice to contact the above email urgently
CONGRATULATION IN ADVANCE.
Thanks and God bless you.
Regards,
Sir John Wilfred
Chairman
And if you are thinking of responding then think on... because he has agreed to pack the money, in used fivers, in Tesco Save the World carriers and meet me behind the Dog and Felcher in East Finchley at an undisclosed time on Sunday evening.
I blame the money being pumped into the Nigerian Education system.
Anyway, this arrived as we were talking and I thought I should share it as it rather tickled me!
ATTENTION BENEFICIARY,
We received a mandatory letter, from the United Nation secretary general {Africa} to credit 25 million Pounds to you.
It has been brought to our notice that some impostals has been contacting you without our notice, that is why we held a meeting from our head department at UK. So, you have been order to contact our department officer.
Your respond is required so get back to us with the following
information below,
1. Full name:.............
2. Your Current address:.......
3. Phone..........Mobile:........
4. Your Age:.......Your Sex:.......... Your current occupation.,
5. And your identification either inter/ passport or driver license.
Federal Reserve Chairman Sir John Wilfred
EMAIL: mrjohnwilfreunitednation@gmail.com
You are advice to contact the above email urgently
CONGRATULATION IN ADVANCE.
Thanks and God bless you.
Regards,
Sir John Wilfred
Chairman
And if you are thinking of responding then think on... because he has agreed to pack the money, in used fivers, in Tesco Save the World carriers and meet me behind the Dog and Felcher in East Finchley at an undisclosed time on Sunday evening.
Smoke em if you got em!
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