Kitsch

[Robusto]

A random thread for anything kitsch.

[Deano]

Omg I can't believe you made me watch that.

[Robusto]

The scriptwriters in EastEnders have put out a slightly different version of that scene about five times over the last two or three years.

I think they might be trying to tell us something about Ben. Hmmm...

Phil Mitchell always growls to type at the end of these scenes.
Enters off. Scowls. Spoils party. Buys his lad new football boots as a cure.

Soaps aren't subtle sometimes, hey.

[Boss Hog]

I dont like cherries. I tried it once, not my thing.

[Robusto]

Could you be Andrew L-W here, Boss?

(I can't get this segment out of my mind. I've tried so hard to wipe it).

US readers - This is an example of Saturday Night At Home in front of the TV in the UK at present.

Poor Bronte!

[satch]

Aw geee guys. What are doing watching this stuff! Beat yourselves over the head with a humidor til you see sense. (mutter, grumble, chunter)

[Simon-JG-hr]

You canee deny that they're good to look at (for the most part)...

There is, however, no reasonable excuse for anyone, ever, to watch Eastenders. It should be a sectionable offence.

[TJ:01]

If we're going for kitsch...

">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="344">

[Robusto]

Astouning quality kitsch, there.

I've written this before but I honestly believe the UK in 2010 is France in the mid 1980s.

What is going on?????

The trouble with EastEnders is that it's OK if you watch it and have a functioning mind.

If you're not blessed with that, you suddenly find yourself throwing your mobile across a room in a hissy fit (and breaking it in real life), or sweeping papers, cups, plates, ashtrays, carriage clocks off a dining table and up a wall when you're not happy.

I love the show because every semi emotion is force-fed down your throat like corn funnelled into a duck's neck in the Landes.

You do not have to be able to think. There is nothing below the surface. You get smacked about on a "rollercoaster of emotions" (yuk). That's brilliant after a hard day over two saveloys and large chips of an evening.

[Boss Hog]

sorry read this post wrong, when I read the forum from work most of it gets blocked due to strict viewing policy so I miss video, pictures and some text. I thought you were talking about that Cherry liquer.

[Robusto]

LOL

[Drewmidorn]

Kitsch? How dare you?

[Robusto]

Wasn't his core audience old dowagers in pearls?
Quite a strange act all in all!
Fabulous picture LOL.

[Simon-JG-hr]

That's brilliant after a hard day over two saveloys and large chips of an evening.

Whilst there's nothing in heaven nor on earth which could persuade me that Eastenders is worth watching, I love you're thinking on saveloys and chips - so much so that I decided to have it for dinner tonight. Very nice, very tasty. Hit the spot after herfing in Cardiff.

[Stevieboy]

Re: Kitsch

That's a very shitty thing to do Robusto.....my eyes are burning!!!!
I never, ever watch Eastenders but from the clip I take it that Old Potato--Face is worried his son(?) might be gay?!?!