Lee Nub hits the 1000 and erm 1 post

[satch]

good work Lee.

[Kdot]

well done mate! keep em coming

[nicwing]

Well done NubblyDubbly!

[Simon-JG-hr]

Welcome to the club! Good effort.

[rokkitsci]

I Wish To Register A Complaint

Deano and all you other sysadmins, I hope you're reading this.

All this fuss and bother over reaching 1,000 or 10,000 posties, indeed!

Did an analysis on you blokes with 4-figure postie counts, I did. Got there with a shitload of "Welcome to the forum," "Nice bomb," "Congratulations," "haha LMAO," and "I have a small willy" posties.

When the ol' rok posts a postie... well, mates, it's time to snip the tip off a double corona (or at least a churchill), fix yerself a favorite libation (with provisions to assemble more), and settle in for a bloody READ!

By the time you finish one o' my posties, it's time to shave off some of the 4 inches of beard that's grown since you first started, you've shat yourself (sometimes twice) because you couldn't bear the thought of losing the train of thought stream of consciousness that you've been following for something as trivial as fulfilling a bodily function, and -- like as not -- you'll spend the next several days in hospital recuperating from dehydration and/or malnutrition from not having et nor drank in so long.

Now, THAT's a fecking postie!

So, what say we drop this ridiculous facade about acknowledging some arbitrary number of postie counts and get to Platinum/Iridium/Radioactive-fucking-Uranium-235 Freaking WORD COUNT Award!

Sheesh!

[Simon-JG-hr]

I've topped 800 words with at least one post and 600 in several more... any challengers?

[bnelly]

Good work Lee

[cj121]

Congrats Lee, keep on, keeping on

[cj121]

Deano and all you other sysadmins, I hope you're reading this.

All this fuss and bother over reaching 1,000 or 10,000 posties, indeed!

Did an analysis on you blokes with 4-figure postie counts, I did. Got there with a shitload of "Welcome to the forum," "Nice bomb," "Congratulations," "haha LMAO," and "I have a small willy" posties.

When the ol' rok posts a postie... well, mates, it's time to snip the tip off a double corona (or at least a churchill), fix yerself a favorite libation (with provisions to assemble more), and settle in for a bloody READ!

By the time you finish one o' my posties, it's time to shave off some of the 4 inches of beard that's grown since you first started, you've shat yourself (sometimes twice) because you couldn't bear the thought of losing the train of thought stream of consciousness that you've been following for something as trivial as fulfilling a bodily function, and -- like as not -- you'll spend the next several days in hospital recuperating from dehydration and/or malnutrition from not having et nor drank in so long.

Now, THAT's a fecking postie!

So, what say we drop this ridiculous facade about acknowledging some arbitrary number of postie counts and get to Platinum/Iridium/Radioactive-fucking-Uranium-235 Freaking WORD COUNT Award!

Sheesh!

Yup

[Lee Nub]

Deano and all you other sysadmins, I hope you're reading this.

All this fuss and bother over reaching 1,000 or 10,000 posties, indeed!

Did an analysis on you blokes with 4-figure postie counts, I did. Got there with a shitload of "Welcome to the forum," "Nice bomb," "Congratulations," "haha LMAO," and "I have a small willy" posties.

When the ol' rok posts a postie... well, mates, it's time to snip the tip off a double corona (or at least a churchill), fix yerself a favorite libation (with provisions to assemble more), and settle in for a bloody READ!

By the time you finish one o' my posties, it's time to shave off some of the 4 inches of beard that's grown since you first started, you've shat yourself (sometimes twice) because you couldn't bear the thought of losing the train of thought stream of consciousness that you've been following for something as trivial as fulfilling a bodily function, and -- like as not -- you'll spend the next several days in hospital recuperating from dehydration and/or malnutrition from not having et nor drank in so long.

Now, THAT's a fecking postie!

So, what say we drop this ridiculous facade about acknowledging some arbitrary number of postie counts and get to Platinum/Iridium/Radioactive-fucking-Uranium-235 Freaking WORD COUNT Award!

Sheesh!

Sorry George, i will attempt to up my word per post count

[Simon-JG-hr]

Great way to start Lee... that was barely half a line!

[TJCoro]

Lost Cause!

Deano and all you other sysadmins, I hope you're reading this.

All this fuss and bother over reaching 1,000 or 10,000 posties, indeed!

Did an analysis on you blokes with 4-figure postie counts, I did. Got there with a shitload of "Welcome to the forum," "Nice bomb," "Congratulations," "haha LMAO," and "I have a small willy" posties.

Nice try, senor science...but as you can see, nobody's listening.

I voiced the same complaint HERE with the following New Rule proposal:

"New Rule - Posts must contain at least two complete sentences or 25 words. No more horse shit like “agreed,” “me too,” “nice haul,” “that's for sure,” and “my favorite color is brown...what's yours?” Nobody gives a rat's ass about these types of posts/responses ....well, except maybe you and your jack-ass friends from other forums."

But did anyone implement this rule.....NNNNOOOOOOO!

So whenever you see a simple post from me like "well done" or "keep 'em cuming," it's a parody - tongue in cheek!

Anyway......"Good Job, Hombre!"





errr, that don't look like no tongue in yer cheek, El Perro !

[cohibaIV]

Nice try, senor science...but as you can see, nobody's listening.

I voiced the same complaint HERE with the following New Rule proposal:

"New Rule - Posts must contain at least two complete sentences or 25 words. No more horse shit like ?agreed,? ?me too,? ?nice haul,? ?that's for sure,? and ?my favorite color is brown...what's yours?? Nobody gives a rat's ass about these types of posts/responses ....well, except maybe you and your jack-ass friends from other forums."

But did anyone implement this rule.....NNNNOOOOOOO!

So whenever you see a simple post from me like "well done" or "keep 'em cuming," it's a parody - tongue in cheek!

Anyway......"Good Job, Hombre!"





errr, that don't look like no tongue in yer cheek, El Perro !

nobody's listening. .....

Me wonders???

[TJCoro]

Listen Up, Nino!

nobody's listening. .....

Me wonders???

Can you hear me now, chico....

[Robusto]

Keep overshooting, Lee.