Twelfth June!

[cj121]

It seems England played up to their usual standard...as 'also rans'

A guy goes into the chemist, and asks for some condoms.

The chemist says, "which would you like? We've coloured, ribbed, flavoured or the Robert Greens"

"Robert Greens, what are they like?" the guy enquires.

"Well, they're extra slippery, and you're guaranteed not to catch anything!" came the reply.

Boom, boom

[cohibaIV]

It seems England played up to their usual standard...as 'also rans'

A guy goes into the chemist, and asks for some condoms.

The chemist says, "which would you like? We've coloured, ribbed, flavoured or the Robert Greens"

"Robert Greens, what are they like?" the guy enquires.

"Well, they're extra slippery, and you're guaranteed not to catch anything!" came the reply.

Boom, boom

LOL....There is always one??

[macker89]

Being a natural pessimist, I like to fear the worst and then hopefully I'll be pleasantly surprised.....unfortunately it doesn't seem to work with England. Predicted the result, bang on...and didn't even put a fiver on it....ho hum, at least I had me a Party EL 2010 for consolation, yummy!!

[the mothman]

England were they're usual fucking shite, if you'd played a bunch of lads from the crowd they would of had more passion than that lot honoured to wear the england shirt. They didnt look like scoring after the first goal, USA knocked it around better.
Carragher looked out of his depth and a liability for being sent off ( great! that makes 2 with Rooney) Rooney didnt really get into the game enough, and Heskey (fucking hell ) why? take him, on for goal and everyone on the edge of their seats and straight at the goalie.... oh yeh he's trying to maintain his record of not scoring since FEBRUARY and doing a brilliant job... got to stop there, getting pissed off again.

[celsis]

Well, a few weekes ago, I jokingly referred to England being home before their postcards. If they play again like they played last night, they might be home before they even write them.

It was quite weird in the pub last night. When the Argentine game was on, there was almost silence in the pub. Everybody was watching. When the England game came on, the only people watching were die hard footie fans like myself! I even missed the USA goal as I was deep in conversation!

[G-man]

... got to stop there, getting pissed off again.

Remember ! Its better to get pissed off then pissed on ! LOLLMAO


It was quite weird in the pub last night. When the Argentine game was on, there was almost silence in the pub. Everybody was watching. When the England game came on, the only people watching were die hard footie fans like myself! I even missed the USA goal as I was deep in conversation!

Ya didn't Miss much ! it was more a hockey goal then a footie goal . Hard slap shot ,blocked by goalie and trickles into the goal. I thought hockey season was over . But after watching the goal scored by the Americans it not ! ROT ICE ! LOL

[celsis]

Yeah, saw it on the news. It's been on everywhere!

[tippexx]

Awww Shucks ..... now you're making me feel bad!

Two stogies to nothing, first match of the Group. DRAW

Was I right ..... or was I right!