Child Protection

[Robusto]

[Lee Nub]

And its nearly pancake day too

[cigarsmoke]

I never thought eggs and flour could be so harmful

[MaledettoToscano]

When I see stuff like this I always have to think about the american chef Anthony Bourdain who in one of his books mentions that if the safety obsession go on like this we'll soon have forks sold together with a notice:

"CAREFULL FORK: IF JABBED INTO EYE MIGHT CAUSE PERMANENT BLINDNESS!"

[eggopp]

Great poster tho isnt it... all hail the governments health & safety policies

[Robusto]

This was in the window of my corner shop. I took the snap when out with my dog one day. I thought it was a spoof.

[peanutpete]

no flour no eggs to under 16, knives, darts,swords, guns,alcohol and any kind of drug you want noooo problem just do not ask for flour or eggs.
what a fucked up place the uk is becoming

[tippexx]

This was in the window of my corner shop. I took the snap when out with my dog one day. I thought it was a spoof.

It's a bit judgemental too ..... very hard on kids on their way to cookery lessons!

[satch]

Is this why we won the war?
jeez, don't get me started!
These pillocks want us to vote for them.

[big_Bear]

I can imagine this being pretty funny if the kid in front of me was asked for ID because he, she or it (what!? sometimes you can't tell) decided to purchase these items.

What happens if they decide to buy a cake?

[Robusto]

May I just say that when I take groups of kids to France or Germany, I have a parents' evening during which I smile an awful lot, but actually put out a fascistic bullying / zero tolerance PowerPointed brain-attack that includes:

NO ALCOHOL
NO DISAPPEARING FROM THE GROUP
NO SMOKING MATERIALS OF ANY KIND
NO DRUGS
NO PORN
NO FLICK-KNIVES
NO BUYING PENS THAT REVEAL A BIG BUSY VULVA WHEN YOU TIP THEM
NO BABY MAKING
NO TALKING TO THE FRENCH OR GERMANS FROM YOUR ROOM BALCONY
NO ABSEILING OFF THE ROOM BALCONY
NO SHOPLIFTING FROM EURODISNEY CUDDLY TOY DEPARTMENT
NO NICKING CHANEL SCARVES ON STENA SEALINK - THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU
NO FIREWORKS (important to get that one in)

We all sign contracts which print clearly for the brain dead:
NO ALCOHOL
NO DISAPPEARING FROM THE GROUP
NO SMOKING MATERIALS OF ANY KIND
NO DRUGS
NO PORN
NO FLICK-KNIVES
NO BUYING PENS THAT REVEAL A BIG BUSY VULVA WHEN YOU TIP THEM
NO BABY MAKING
NO TALKING TO THE FRENCH OR GERMANS FROM YOUR ROOM BALCONY
NO ABSEILING OFF THE ROOM BALCONY
NO SHOPLIFTING FROM EURODISNEY CUDDLY TOY DEPARTMENT
NO NICKING CHANEL SCARVES ON STENA SEALINK - THEY ARE ALWAYS WATCHING YOU
NO FIREWORKS (important to get that one in)

All delivered in a gorgeous yet suppressed-threatening way. Well versed at this.

I've spent time defending light-fingered teens from angry gendarmes who have pocketed all sorts over the years despite all the affirmative pre-counselling. Making out a mini thief is an honest Joe. All because we needed to get moving in a 45 seater coach to catch the ferry at Calais.

Eggs and flour are very funny alongside the Euro cleptomaniac traumas.

[Robusto]

What happens if they decide to buy a cake?

LMFAO Bear!

[cj121]

I never thought eggs and flour could be so harmful

Ooh, yes, even the residue

Second and third hand cake mix is a fucking killer