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Where the foop are all these feepin' smilies coming from?
They are being sent over the airwaves by some nefarious deviant using a 'Sooper-Sekrit Brain Communicator and combination pedicure kit thingy' . .
Anybody know of someone using such a device . . ?
Residents are warned not to approach, as they are considered armed (with a superior intellect) and dangerous (-ly attractive to the opposite sex).
Vigilance citizens . . watch the skies . . they are out there . . . . plotting against us!
Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.
They are being sent over the airwaves by some nefarious deviant using a 'Sooper-Sekrit Brain Communicator and combination pedicure kit thingy'
Actually, that's now old technology. NASA tried to develop smilies that would hypnotize people into doing lewd acts with ugly llamas, but it didn't work out too well because the llama union here in the States is pretty well organized and protested strenuously.
Ennywaze, that's all water under the hat, as it were. After years and years of experimentation, NASA, utilizing its brain trust of absconded Kraut scientists, finally developed what we like to call here the NASA ?bergeheimenschiffenmachengebenleufer Habennichtmengenfarter?kraftenworker, which translates roughly as the NASA Sooper Sekrit Embedded Subliminal Massage and Combination Lizard Lip Deep Fryer Device. This device enables us to send emails which have subliminal subdural ephemera electronically etched into the subpacket structure of the coded overpacket. The net result being an itching, burning sensation occurring in the groinal area of the recipient. We haven't quite figgered out what good this is yet, but we're really enjoying the deep fried lizard lips in the mean time.
They are being sent over the airwaves by some nefarious deviant using a 'Sooper-Sekrit Brain Communicator and combination pedicure kit thingy' . .
Anybody know of someone using such a device . . ?
After years and years of experimentation, NASA, utilizing its brain trust of absconded Kraut scientists, finally developed what we like to call here the NASA ?bergeheimenschiffenmachengebenleufer Habennichtmengenfarter?kraftenworker, which translates roughly as the NASA Sooper Sekrit Embedded Subliminal Massage and Combination Lizard Lip Deep Fryer Device. This device enables us to send emails which have subliminal subdural ephemera electronically etched into the subpacket structure of the coded overpacket. The net result being an itching, burning sensation occurring in the groinal area of the recipient. We haven't quite figgered out what good this is yet, but we're really enjoying the deep fried lizard lips in the mean time.
Just a mo .. hold on a minute . . I'll be right with ya . . . . soon as I've got a clue what the 'hell you're on about!
I tried the 'Google translator' but it wasn't much help . . , said it was written in Swahili or sumink, and was an allegation to do with my mother having 'unnatural' relations with an arthritic marsupial, possibly a monkey . . - but I don't think that can be right ... I've never been able to grasp branches with my tail! (though I've always liked bananas ).
Bloody computers . .
Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.
. . are you happy now? . . 
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. . reward . . 
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. . sounds like fun to me!
Eggy rules ok 
by some nefarious deviant 
using a 'Sooper-Sekrit Brain Communicator and combination pedicure kit thingy' . . 
(with a superior intellect) and dangerous (-ly attractive to the opposite sex). 
. . watch the skies . . they are out there . . 
. . plotting against us!
. . soon as I've got a clue what the 'hell you're on about!
, said it was written in Swahili or sumink, and was an allegation to do with my mother having 'unnatural' relations with an arthritic marsupial, possibly a monkey . . 
- but I don't think that can be right ... I've never been able to grasp branches with my tail! (though I've always liked bananas 
).
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