And now......a word from a Newbie !

[TJCoro]

Risistance is Futile!

Seemingly my once, proud, ressistance fighting allies have been seduced to the Dark Side of the Forum by the evil, bandito SmileyMaster OT Barrow; and even now are running amok with a new fangled generation of the evil ones smiley creations.

But in the deepness of cyberspace the last, true Puro Knight fights on!


Smiley's — You're just Another Brick in the Wall!

Cum Join Us Senor TripleXXXRated! You know you want to!


After all Luke.... err, I mean Senor TripleXXXRated...

I'm your father!



Senor Robusto, Que the band please! How about a little something I like to call ..- "Band of Kneebees on the Run!"





Names Perro, El Perro, and like me pappy, Pappy Coro always said, "If you can't beat 'em....Fuck 'Em!"


I miss ol' Pappy Coro, a wise old bird, that one.

[El Catador]

Resistance is futile

Prepare to be assimilated!

Knewbees will be converted .. .. . . . Escape is impossible .. .
UKCF Addiction awaits .. get out before its too late ...run! .. while you still can..

[cj121]

Some class smiley action going on 'round these parts chaps. Kinda makes ya feel old : ( ; )

[eggopp]

Haha i think this threads got the X Factor.. wonder if \mr rich Simon Cowells watching,,, maybe with a cigar in hand

[tippexx]

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[FONT=Arial Black]After all Luke[/FONT].... err, I mean Senor TripleXXXRated...


Once, as maybe, but yet to be proved Evil One!

Sid was my father. You? ? you?re just the wannabe despot DC Sorro ? turned Mexican, taken to fandango dancing and now incurably infected with smiley?s.

And anyhow, who?d want to admit to a father that?s had most of his body parts canine-cybered and who?s suspect, silicon implanted cojones dangle from his earholes.

The guerrilla resistance goes on!

There Can Only be One!

[El Catador]

And so the fateful hour approaches..

As two tribes of colourful, strangely 'inanimate', warriors, march toward the battlefield..


N.B. Any resemblance to current 'forum' members is entirely comical - you know who you are!

The fate of the 'Forums' hanging in the balance..

The cold breath of dawn, blows across the battlefield, as the two mighty armies stand waiting, watching, and scratching their blue balls in the early morning light.

A shout goes up ... 'Death to the Newbies!!!! ... Charge!

Stay Tuned for the next exciting episode of ... 'Smiley Wars' - The Revenge of the Sick!

[tippexx]

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A shout goes up ... 'Death to the Newbies!!!! ... Charge!


Futile!

Newbees have learned to be guerrilla fighters. BB Parrot, his acolyte apprentices and legions of mindless smiley people will be standing around with their customary hands in their trousers ? on their own ? with their useless battle bawling heard only by the unhappy trees on which they've cocked their legs.

Stealth is the Newbee's weapon.

We Shall Overcome!

[TJCoro]

Damn the Knewbee Posts....Full Smileys Ahead!




“What Is Our Aim? Victory, Victory at all Costs..! W.C. Coro


"Men, were have nothing to fear, except fear itself!" Pappy, Pappy Coro


Cum join us "Friends of the Forum" as we drive the final spike into the heart of the beast and extinguish the last of the feeble!



PEACE!





You can melt down my balls if you need more amo, El Perro!

[tippexx]

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Cum join us "Friends of the Forum" as we drive the final spike into the heart of the beast and extinguish the last of the feeble![/B][/SIZE]


Brothers. Ignore the hollow boasting. Resist the unsanitary Smiley infection.

Tippexx and his faithful sidekick Newbacca fight on!


We Shall Overcome!

[TJCoro]

War is Over?

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Cum join us "Friends of the Forum" as we drive the final spike into the heart of the beast and extinguish the last of the feeble![/B][/SIZE]


Brothers. Ignore the hollow boasting. Resist the unsanitary Smiley infection.

Tippexx and his faithful sidekick Newbacca fight on!


We Shall Overcome!

Senor TripleXXXRated and your meager following of weak-kneed knewbees.

It's been an honor doing battle with such a worthy opponent, but our battling dayz may be cuming to an end. Some of the less skilled emoticoners ( )are threatening to limit the use of smileys!!!



So it's with heavy heart that I must now withdraw and follow in the footsteps of many great generals. It's been an honor leading you bloody bastards in our noble war against the insane rants and ridiculous ravings of some of the kneebees!




Oh Yeah! One final word for the Knewbees....

[tippexx]

You may retire with honour gentlemen. You may retain your puros and battle smileys. The turncoat El Catador will be put on probation under the guidance of a responsible mentor untill his un-natural fixation and doings with smileys has abated.



Unconditional surrender is accepted.


Signed. Tippexx. Newbee Army of Occupation

[El Catador]

The turncoat El Catador will be put on probation under the guidance of a responsible mentor untill his un-natural fixation and doings with smileys has abated.

What can I say (hangs head in shame ), I was seduced by the power of the 'dark side'.
All those bright, colourful, doo-dahs with their clever animations .. just .. turned my head.

I apologise unreservedly for the giddy abandon in which I posted up these visual abominations, it got waaaay outta hand.
Fun though.

I'm relieved the war is now over (who won?), although I have to say, despite being a knewbee myself, I still think TJ's 'Marshal plan and knewbee regulations' make more sense then he was given credit for.

So, until the revolution of the 'smilies', when we will once again rise up against our oppressors
('smilie' haters, knewbees and the dyslexic).

Viva la Clan Coro!

'It was a pleasure fighting alongside you senor Cap-e-tan'.
Salutes, click heels together and sets off into the sunset.

[rokkitsci]

Wooden Ships

I'm relieved the war is now over (who won?)

Say, can I have some of your purple berries?

[El Catador]

Say, can I have some of your purple berries?

"if you 'smilie' at me I will understand" ...

[rokkitsci]

Guess I'll set a course and go...

"if you 'smilie' at me I will understand" ...

Go, take your llama then, by the paw,
lead her away from this frozen thaw,
Far away, where we might laugh in the raw

,

We are leaving - you don't need us.