And Now...A Few Words From TJ, TJCoro

[tupacboy]

i'm happy he's back!

[peanutpete]

dawg tj what ever the fuck your calling your self now a days its sure good to have you back (i think never can be sure). the days past and no word from you or your clan, is he dead in prison mental hospital (my guess) who knew, but now back to cheer us up in these dark days things are looking up already

[nicwing]

i'm happy he's back!

[TJCoro]

Please! Observe the New Rules!

Alright lads!!! Who violated TJ's New Rule No. 69 under his Marshall Plan to save his forum from tatters, tatters?


New Rule No. 69: "Senor GAS must post a pic of a naked babe once a week."


Names Perro, El Perro, Damn It! And we don't tolerate New Rule violators around these parts, do we boyz?


T'wasn't me, El Perro....to busy playin' with me bright, shinny balls!


Pssst! You didn't hear this from me...but this guy looks veerrryyy suspicious.

[TJCoro]

You Can't Go Home!

dawg tj what ever the fuck your calling your self now a days its sure good to have you back (i think never can be sure). the days past and no word from you or your clan, is he dead in prison mental hospital (my guess) who knew, but now back to cheer us up in these dark days things are looking up already

Such kind words, senor peanut! Appreciate the warm welcome.

Happy to be posting for don TJ.

BTW - What happened to your other avatar??? I liked that one! Made me kinda' hungry, if you know what I mean.

Good to be back boyz! Now let's KICK SOME ASS!




Names Coro, El Pero Coro, and I do all the postin' around these parts for the late, great don TJ, TJ Coro!



And your're doin' a great job there, El Perro, But I miss the Wise One.

[TJCoro]

We all are, mate!

i'm happy he's back!

Thanks, senor Tupperware. Happy to fill in for the great one ( ) while he's off on another mystical journey with his favorite brujo, don Jaun.

You never no what those two are up two when they take off on one of their so-called journeys I understand they may be building the intimate puro humidor in the second attention.

Man! I can't wait to have a look at that!!!

hee hee! He's gonna' need it too, since I sold his Magnificant Unit to an amigo up North


They call me the stupid looking smiley dawg, but you can call me Perro, or you can call me El Perro, or you can call me Perro Coro, just don't call me stupid lookin'!!!


I'll just call you Brother, El Perro!

[Kubano]

Cojones TJ,

Tu eres el hombre, el macho, Y tienes los guevos bien puestos.

[tippexx]

Cojones TJ,

Tu eres el hombre, el macho, Y tienes los guevos bien puestos.

So does Wayne Rooney!

[TJCoro]

Big Balls Willy!

Cojones TJ,

Tu eres el hombre, el macho, Y tienes los guevos bien puestos.

That's Big Balls to you, senor Kubano!

Muy atento, senor Kubano. . . . ?muy atento, de hecho!

Pay no attention to the lad behind the Triple XXX curtain. He's barely at "irregular member" status.

Names El Perro, El Perro Coro, and I do indeed have a set of brass ones.


My balls are pretty big too, El Perro....just go easy with the the blue ones

[Robusto]

Holy fuck!
Some long-needed stimulus on the boards!
A tract to prod us all.

Well said, and welcome back.

I will sing you a special song somehow as you seem to be asking for one.

I'm actually playing piano with Blues legends Nine Below Zero two weeks tomorrow. There may be a little vid. This will be the best thing I have ever done in music as a man who teaches for a living and plays for crack whores and absinthe in local shitholes after the marking's done.

To be invited to join a band onstage who last Summer were the opening act for The Who...
I honestly can't remember the last time I felt I had something - ANYTHING - to brag about.

I am priapic in a personal musical bent. I am made up. I am.
Yet I am miserable as sin for most of my working days currently.

This has left me in a less than upbeat mood to post stuff on here of late.

What's more, I think I've gone off cigars. I smoked a Bolivar Royal Corona whilst walking my dog in the rain last night. I don't seem to have time to sit and mellow out with a monster. I'm just letting them sit in my humi.

That nice Nic Wing told me you had written when on the blower just now so I had to come and have a gawp. He, and only he, understood why I was writing about Penis Envy. I whipped it off for the decorum, like. Well decoded, Nicholas.

Too bloody right about the Bombing posts. We've all given and received over time. PM a cheers and be done with it.

Nice to see you back on here, matey.

Now I must away and write a job application form and have a crack at smiling.

[tippexx]

Your Forgot To Title Your Post, Lad!

[QUOTE=TJCoro;64277]Pay no attention to the lad behind the Triple XXX curtain. He's barely at "irregular member" status.

No worse than claiming to be a Magical Moderator ... a title bought for a pittance from some sub-Saharan despot most like!






Moderator Edit: Careful there boy!!! As you can see, I actually do have Magical Moderator Powers, and I'll moderate the shit out of any foolish enough to cum agunnin' for TJ and the Coros (Nobody cums before we do...)

Now, back to the funny post, already in progress (and a clear violation of TJ's New Rules under the UKCF Marshall Plan, but left intact to serve as an example for the other )

[snooky]

Welcome back El Coro . What are you smoking these days, not too many drugs I hope !

[Deano]

Oh these so called newbies can fight back!

The dawg definitely has some fun on his hands!

[skyhigh]

this is tantamount to newbie racism. Do us newbies have to apply for a college degree in El Coro clan verbal mutterings and the extreme use of pictorial aids( i said pictorial not marital). The influx of said newbies has shown me a fellow BOTL does actually live in my part of the world, as at first i thought i was a billynomates seegar smorker round these here parts. As history depicts there will always be apprentices that need guiding, always masters who need to teach and always Mexcian vagrants lurking about. Yes , i used the "lurking" word, but i have used a smilie at the start and end at used at least 2 in the words i have expressed. As them younguns might say "chillax dude"

[Robusto]

"Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood"
T.S. Eliot