UKCF Syndrome

[rokkitsci]

Pick Me! Pick Me!

Oh my!

You're the first swinger I've ever known! THREE BEAUTIES?!!!

Ummm... I was wondering, porcine sir, this beauty you've had to put away... may I "borrow" her for just a mo'?

Yes, the generosity here sometimes is amazing, much like the wives and girlfriends forum I also belong to. They bombed me 3 times last month with some real beauties, one of which I've had to put away for a while.

[tippexx]

Where did he pick-up the man sweat ..... You down that Hanando's Hidy-hide-Away place again Cat?

[tippexx]

Should have been more specific, tip, old top. That only applies here on UKCF.

At work... fuck 'em!

Brill ..... I can get back to the fiction writing again!

[snooky]

Well said Rockitt, ive said here before that generally speaking Cigar smokers are a certain breed, relaxed, chilled out, normally good looking ! people. Viva le BOTL.

[navzor]

Here here! Couldn't agree more.

[rokkitsci]

Peace, love, Woodstock...

All together now: Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya. Kumbaya my Lord, kumbaya...

Gawd 'elp us all!

Next thing we'll be hugging trees and singing songs of peace and love round the campfire.. naked!

[G-man]

Next thing we'll be hugging trees and singing songs of peace and love round the campfire.. naked!
El Catador we made a pack that fine day in WoodStock you promised you woldn't ever tell anybody that I thought the tree was some fine chickie !
Never did get all the splinters out . And so the term Woody was born

[nicwing]

Can you feel the love in the room? If you go to the "What are you listening to" thread it's all Grateful Dead Maaaan

[nicwing]

Remember what the door mouse said, Feed your head!

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[nicwing]

Please be careful what you post here, a Mexican is monitoring this thread with maximum scepticism!

[misterbulgarin]

you know its bad when you go for number 2 and you look in the bowl and see 'maduro puros'

[EugeneSax]

This thread reminds me of this, recalled from my school days (but Googled for the actual words):


Prayer of Saint Ignatius Loyola
"Teach us, Good Lord,
To Serve Thee as Thou deservest;
To give and not to count the cost;
To fight and not to heed the wounds;
To labor and not to ask for any reward,
save that of knowing that we do Thy will.
Through Jesus Christ Our Lord, Amen."

I've always admired the sentiment - if not able to live up to it.

[El Catador]

Where did he pick-up the man sweat ..... You down that Hanando's Hidy-hide-Away place again Cat?

Busted! It's that Carmen Miranda drag act, she just keeps drawing me back in. There's something hypnotic about so much fruit!

El Catador we made a pack that fine day in WoodStock you promised you woldn't ever tell anybody that I thought the tree was some fine chickie !
Never did get all the splinters out . And so the term Woody was born

I'm just grateful we found that 'Tree Surgeon' in time.
Who knew that 'Dutch Elm Disease' could be sexually transmitted?
She was a handsome girl though, long limbed with bark like a peach.
Still, it was a high price to pay for a few moments fun ..stumpy!

Please be careful what you post here, a Mexican is monitoring this thread with maximum scepticism!

Can I change my mind and choose nic in 'Stick a stick in it'?
I've an idea it's not just tobacco he's hiding in his humidor. I'll bring the Pink Floyd and you sort out the munchies!