aarrrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

[moidoid]

Blimey! I can't imagine all the grief that you'll have for that. You'll get there though mate. Good luck.

[G-man]

Well at least you have insurance guys. If you have any Qs feel free to PM me as thats what I do for a living . Never can be too careful with the contractors doing the repairs.

[Lee Nub]

Thanks for your comments guys . My family has a building company so should be ok for the repairs etc, insurance won't come and look until wednesday, too busy apparently

[cj121]

What an absolute pisser Lee, sorry to hear about it mate. Insurers too busy. WTF??? I bet if your premium was two days late they'd have a word, sharpish, plus no cover

[Lee Nub]

Yes its a joke, plus I have to leave it as it is until they come and inspect it

[cj121]

Take loads of photos Lee, just in the eventuality that something has to be moved, shored up et al, for essential business.

[Luis]

Hi Lee

Sorry to read this, hope it gets fixed and the insurance works alright. Not sure it makes you feel any better, but went to visit a customer I'm pretty close with today, who recently moved in an office next to mine in emergency mode. He's totally overloaded with paperwork and quite a bit upset... after his shop was robbed and BURNT mid december, in very high business season for him. At the very least six months before he can move in again. Happily he was well insured so the disaster is manageable - although his main staff is sick of the situation (it's not the first robbery, they even have been taken hostage sometime) and wants to quit after they're done with the administrative mess (a good couple of months ) . Well, it could be worse, wish you the best of luck

Luis

[rokkitsci]

BOTL-to-BOTL

Got into work this morning to 6 inches of water throughout the premises, ceilings caved in, sparks flying from bare wires were the light fittings have fallen, and water pissing out of the pipes

I have tens of thousands of pounds worth of equipments and stock floating, and an unsafe environment for my staff

Now I have to go through the insurance, clean up, repair procedure , damn what a mess

Lee,

As you'll undoubtedly be quite busy for the next several weeks or even more, the least I can do to help you out is to come over and service your wife whilst you're otherwise engaged. Ermmm... and would you have any daughters? Aunts, nieces, cousins, neighbo(u)rs, pen pals, imaginary friends...?

[Lee Nub]

Lmao, my wife is a 6ft blonde george ( seriously) I thank my lucky stars everyday. My daughter is a 6ft brunette but only 15, so you can't have her lol

[rokkitsci]

Good show!

Lmao, my wife is a 6ft blonde george ( seriously) I thank my lucky stars everyday. My daughter is a 6ft brunette but only 15, so you can't have her lol

Well, thank you for the lascivious description of your womenfolk, Lee; however I'd have been glad to perform this service for you in the spirit of BOTL-ly love even if they'd been Turkmenistani hare-lipped beggar dwarves.

Now, however, you've given me incentive!

Note that I also am six feet tall, so no worries there.

Ermm... the daughter -- the brunette -- she is perhaps a Virginian?

[Lee Nub]

She better bloody had be

[Boss Hog]

Turkmenistani hare-lipped beggar dwarves.

Dont you just love 'em. There the best arent they!

[rokkitsci]

Damn!

Dont you just love 'em (Turkmenistani hare-lipped beggar dwarves). There the best arent they!

I'd completely forgotten about this picture.

That's me, in the front row, on the right, holding the bottle.

[El Catador]

That's me, in the front row, on the right, holding the bottle.

And.. if you look closely ... I mean really closely ...no, closer than that ...press your nose against the screen close ...you can really, truly, actually see the gleam of madness in his eyes!

El Cat .... runs for his very life....