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  • The Stogie Nubber

    I just came across this lol

    Never before has a product allowed you to thoroughly smoke your cigar nub so easily and effortlessly. Carlito's Stogie Nubber fits comfortably in the palm of...



    "and it comes, with a lifetime guarantee" lol



    Wonder if Rokkit has one being in Florida

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    The guy that helped invent that used to be part of some forums. I haven't seen him around lately though. He was a good guy.

    This one always makeds me laugh:

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    Can you imagine the jokes you would get pulling that thing out of your pocket!

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    • #3
      I was given one of those. It doesn't get used much though.
      Dave...

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      • #4
        looks like a big roach clip...

        not that I know anything about roach clips...

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        • #5
          I always wondered what happened to Bernard Cribbins
          Free the UKCF one

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          • #6
            LOL...!!!

            Cheers, HabanoSy

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            • #7
              no more burned fingers! ...just burned lips
              Direct from the House of Cigarsmoke
              Smoke em if you got em!

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              • #8
                As if...

                Originally posted by Lee dub View Post
                I just came across this lol

                "and it comes, with a lifetime guarantee" lol

                Wonder if Rokkit has one being in Florida
                Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

                Yeh, right! Like what? 10-15 bucks fer sump'n looks more like a freakin' dildo and puts a bulge in your pocket that would make a donkey jealous?

                I nub virtually every see-gar (unless it's a real dogrocket) because I'm such a cheap bastard. I mean, it's the same friggin' tobacco all the way to the end, right? So if the first 4-5 inches or so were tasty, why not smoke the last half-inch as well? My stogie nubber? A toothpick. Works like a charm. True, I can't stand it up on the table, but then why would you want to? So the ash can drop off and leave a lurvley burn mark? I have a perfectly serviceable 4-seater stogie ashtray which doesn't care if my smoke du jour happens to have a toothpick poking out its side or not. Worst thing that happens is that I get overly involved with a particularly tasty smoke and the damn toothpick burns through. Then it's a game of "Get Thy Crotch Out of the Trajectory of the Burning Nub."
                rokkitsci

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                • #9
                  Come on george we know you own one really. Doesn't it double as your butt plug?

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                  • #10
                    Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!

                    A shot across the bow, eh?

                    Okay, dubster, two can play that game, y'know. Hope you're up for it...

                    Yes, Lee, I admit it. I do own one and it did double as my butt plug. But I got so tired of you pulling it out and licking it that I decided to try girls for a change.

                    Tag. You're it.

                    Originally posted by Lee dub View Post
                    Come on george we know you own one really. Doesn't it double as your butt plug?
                    Last edited by rokkitsci; 08-01-2010, 04:31 PM.
                    rokkitsci

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                    • #11
                      Rofl, I can't even begin to beat that or you, I bow down to the master, and hope one day I have the chance to study the darkside under you

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Lee dub View Post
                        Rofl, I can't even begin to beat that or you, I bow down to the master, and hope one day I have the chance to study the darkside under you
                        Hmmmn, I think you'll find it's Senior Rokkit who like to be ...underneath!

                        Have you 'seen' the video he posted of his .. ahem ..alter ego 'Rokkette'?
                        He scrubs up well, I'll give him that, and the wig and gloves are particularly fetching, but ... using a match to light a good cigar ... truly shocking!


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                        Originally posted by DRAGMASTER
                        Every time I sleep with a girl I smoke a cigar while we do it. It's exciting and makes you feel strong, manly and empowered.

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                        • #13
                          Wow, the cross dressing I can handle, but a match!!

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                          • #14
                            I'm sure there'd be a market for a two-way Stogie Nubber.

                            It has a cosy purchase in here.
                            And it's being economical on my stogie over there.

                            Now watch me do the Salsa...

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                            • #15
                              Argghhhhhhh!!!!

                              Originally posted by Lee dub View Post
                              Wow, the cross dressing I can handle, but a match!!
                              Dub, you sumbitch, you promised not to post that video on YouTube.

                              I told you at least twice that I wanted to pluck my eyebrows first!
                              rokkitsci

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