Nicotine abuse...

[Robusto]

I'm just going to enjoy myself, Joe.

Sod the programme. I'll do a floorshow with The Demon Drink instead.

We have some very bizarre voluntary visitors who come from the Temperance Society and shout at teenagers about alcohol abuse. They always have strange glasses. And specs.

I love it. It's free theatre, and I like it when the youth get warped in insane lectures by elders.

Life's different to the teen sex and drugs free for all back then. Nobody counselled my peers about anything. We were expected to go wrong, then reform.

I'm very good at wearing different masks. Tony Blair gimp on Thursday, probably. Depends from which side of the bed I point circa 0600.

[Dean]

Try this Bryan i have used it on various programs

http://www.talktofrank.com/drugs.aspx?id=202

[Robusto]

Cheers, Dean. It's in.

I've only seen the TV ads. This is a useful resource.

I arse around on a forum, but I'm comfortable talking about anything and everything as a human being, and in a classroom.

I just find irony in the title of my dished-out topic, and that sort of thing cheers me up twattishly inside no end.

[Robusto]

Handed to me today by the 'organiser'.

ROLE PLAY
A friend of yours has started to smoke. Act out a scene in which you try to persuade them to stop. Take it in turns to be the smoker and the non-smoker.

We could roll that out on here some time.

[Wildwood]

Bags I the smoker role!

[Montesmoke]

NON- SMOKER! Not in these parts!!

[Willie1]

Exactly my train of thought, Wild!
It's what I tell my own boys at home.

I'll put up with a cigarette smoker over an anti-smoking zealot any day, though. I see them as our very distant partners.

I see non-smoking moaners as:
The Bosch.
The Hun.
The Shoe Bombers.
The Sexually Fraught.
Pol Pot's Toyboys.
The Archbishop's Cutlery Polishers.

They need to light up and lighten up.

lmao

Willie