Hope you have a good day, meal, celebration, etc etc, Happy Christmas!
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And here it is again! Happy Christmas everyone!
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Gawd bless us one and all. Thought you might like this from a US Forum:
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, well maybe the spouse...
The humi was empty, but seasoned with care In hopes that someone special would care
The kids were knocked out, asleep in their beds with thanks to NyQuil, hope they re not dead!
Spouse is in her nitey, with a nightcap
maybe I can get her to spin on my lap!
When out in the yard something ran amok
I pulled up my pants and yelled what the f&{k?!?
Up from the couch I jumped like the Flash Who the hell was messing with my Christmas ass?
The floodlight shown on the new-fallen snow and illuminated the scene below
When in front of my eyes, what should appear A UPS truck, full of Christmas cheer
A tired old driver who s name tag read Nick Held in his hands bundles of sticks!
someone does care I did exclaim!
He laughed, tossed me some and called them by name
a Rocky! a Funte! a Monte and Ashton!
some Toro s, Rubusto s and even some tins!
Into the Humi , so moist, so warm
hurry now before they deform!
He left for his truck with his bag full of tricks Going with him the remainder of his sticks
But I heard his remind me, as he drove to the pass Merry Christmas! Now go get some ass!
I think I speak for all of us when I say...dodgy rhyme, great sentiment!Nic
Editor UK Cigar Scene Magazine
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Merry Christmas to all ! May your children enjoy this festive day
An for those of you who don't have children ,
What are you waiting for?
Nothing like the look of a childs face when they recieve the 1 gift they
really hoped Santa would bring !
Alright B/SOTL now step away from the tree we've seen the look now its time for the children to open their gifts !
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