I can't believe it!

[rokkitsci]

Here I post a lurvely, controversial, provocative piece (click here) and no one takes the bait except for a mundane response of "Pretty much sums us up rokkit, bravo" from the Dubster.

Where's the outrage? Where's the patriotism? Where's the "Just think of the queen and do it?"

Catmeister: here's a golden opportunity for you to display some of your ghodz-infused (or is that infested?) talents.

Or is this some of that stiff upper lip crap that has you turning the other cheek instead of proudly displaying those bare bums to us astonished Yanks.

Hah! I fart in your general direction!

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Lee Nub]

LOL

[Deano]

You seem to think we add u's into words. No, you remove them.

You seem to think we have odd accents. No, you have the odd accents.

You seem to think we drink our pints at room temperature. No, you drink them cold.

Remember, we got there first. Especially where the English language is concerned.

[tippexx]

And that last sentence. You see Rok, Torquemada needed God on his side (may he rot somewhere hot for his efforts). Most of us on here are British. We don't 'cos God is British!

[Lee Nub]

And that last sentence. You see Rok, Torquemada needed God on his side (may he rot somewhere hot for his efforts). Most of us on here are British. We don't 'cos God is British!

Thats one of the best lines ive read all year lol

[68TriShield]

That was a controversial and provocative piece you posted there George

[tippexx]

Rok .... controversial and provocative .... NEVER! Well, not even hardly!

[G-man]

Shame on U Deano

There I stop posting half naked woman and no U go and put all us in the USA in the same boat !
You seem to think we drink our pints at room temperature. No, you drink them cold.
I live in Omaha Nebraska for a year and my room mate was from Ireland and he taught me the fine art of room temp. beer. I have to buy most dark beers by the case to totally enjoy their flavor profiles.

I'm Hurt

[G-man]

We have many if U didn't notice

You seem to think we have odd accents. No, you have the odd accents.

[Big_T_UK]

OK, this means WAR!

God is not "British", since that is a political construct, God is an ENGLISHMAN (he lives upstairs---but we don't mention him).

T.

[tippexx]

No. God is allowed to be British on account of his mum bein' Scottish like mine!

[Mr_White]

You seem to think we drink our pints at room temperature. No, you drink them cold.

Only a philistine would drink a fine beer cold, that's like smoking a cigar that's been out of a humidor for months.

Cold beer is apt to mask the repugnant or lack of any taste.

[MaledettoToscano]

OK, this means WAR!

God is not "British", since that is a political construct, God is an ENGLISHMAN (he lives upstairs---but we don't mention him).

T.

Oh yeah a proper "God's nation" fight

The Italian Loonius Maximus PM, Silvio, seems to think God is Italian... I mean, the Pope lives in Rome right?

Take that !

[JayGibson]

Thats one of the best lines ive read all year lol

Agreed.

[monkey66]

Damn colonials getting ideas above their station.