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All cars trapped in ice in our street. Stop.
Wife unable to attend work post. Stop.
Husband (me) on holiday. Stop.
Chance to toke off phat one in house destroyed by line 2. Stop.
Municipal gritter may have passed by or maybe it was the recycling truck. Stop.
Have tried to shovel out and acquired hernia. Stop.
Neighbour in street trying same but looks like a heart attack victim. Stop.
Smiling Policeman passed by earlier with shovel like an advert for British spunk. Stop.
Cannot do NatWest today or KwikFit to put some in and take some rubber out. Stop.
Shame. Stop.
Too farty on yesterday's leg of lamb feast to make an effort at anything so will have to look at the Christmas tree and count the icicles. Stop.
Don't cross by ferry or take the Eurostar down here or you'll regret it. Stop.
Back to victuals and sleeping bags. Message ends.
Wife unable to attend work post. Stop.
Husband (me) on holiday. Stop.
Chance to toke off phat one in house destroyed by line 2. Stop.
Municipal gritter may have passed by or maybe it was the recycling truck. Stop.
Have tried to shovel out and acquired hernia. Stop.
Neighbour in street trying same but looks like a heart attack victim. Stop.
Smiling Policeman passed by earlier with shovel like an advert for British spunk. Stop.
Cannot do NatWest today or KwikFit to put some in and take some rubber out. Stop.
Shame. Stop.
Too farty on yesterday's leg of lamb feast to make an effort at anything so will have to look at the Christmas tree and count the icicles. Stop.
Don't cross by ferry or take the Eurostar down here or you'll regret it. Stop.
Back to victuals and sleeping bags. Message ends.
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