Derbyshire Dilemma

[cj121]

Bugger the etiquette, just tell them you're smoking on the day and ask where would they like you to stick the stub

I wonder what they'll say

[cj121]

Of course that's after you've consulted your wife and asked permission

[Robusto]

This could be interesting?!

[peanutpete]

wrap a couple of cigars up as presents one for the F.I.L one for you,make out there from the the good wife, open them up act all surprised and then say well it would be rude not to and lit them up when the women are doing the washing up

[tippexx]

I would save yourself the worry. Take a warm coat and some walking boots .... and pray for a clear sky!