Katie Price

[Robusto]

Maybe you have stopped at the books in Tesco and looked at little Katie's latest book?...

I admit to turning over every page in the book aisle and having a haughty thought to myself. It's so camp it beats My Gorgeous Life.

Now I find I need a calming walk after having slavered over Katie covered in more gunk than Redtube with added eels. Despite myself, her curves moved me a bit.

So many camera angles. So many production values.

I know this show is about the biggest dollop of evening crap going at the moment. I will not be there for Katie's curves every night.

Yet I did find myself bizarrely moved with all that oral fixation.

No wonder kiddies can't spell in this land.

I suppose the jungle matches those twins on the shitometer.

[Simon-JG-hr]

I suppose the jungle matches those twins on the shitometer.

If she was sophisticated enough to go sailing then they would at least have a practical purpose.

As it is, she doesn't.

Still trying to work out how she thought she'd fit in at Badminton this year. Aside from having wheelbarrows full of money she seems to have naff all in common with anyone else there.

[cj121]

I bet there were a few thousand of the nation's male population wishing their maggot and subsequent slime was adorning her face though.

In the jungle for closure? WTF. wouldn't closure here entail some element of involving the subject of angst, ie the ex?

I must say though, I have previously had positive regard for her, as she doesn't fug about. However, she won't get a card this year, as she has been trying too hard lately. Sorry Katie

[TJCoro]

Who's Katie Price? NSFW!

Muchachos, I must admit that I didn't know who senora Katie Price was...

....Now I Do!!!!

* A wee warning... although not all the bad, it might be best to play this while safety locked away from curious minds!






BJ, BJCoro

[daverave999]

Check out extracts from her latest novel 'Pride and whatever' here,
Chapter 1: 6 minutes in
Chapter 2: 14:10
Chapter 3: 16:30
Chapter 4: 20:00
Chapter 5: 24:30
Chapter 6: 26:45

I only caught the first one so I'm putting the times in now.

[Will probably only work for those in the UK.]

[Stevieboy]

Amazingly she's makes the headlines over here for all the wrong reasons....having big tits, shagging loads of folk, making porn vids.....hang on ...these are the right reasons

....she's media-savvy and manipulative....don't fancy her at all though

Muchachos, I must admit that I didn't know who senora Katie Price was...

....Now I Do!!!!

[Boss Hog]

Sorry, wouldnt give her the time of day.
I have slight admiration for the fact that she's splashed over every mag cover and newspaper for effectivley doing nothing and no identifiable talent apart from the two she's had surgically enhanced.
However I suspect that it all masterminded by her managment team rather than her.
and yet the money rolls in and girls grow up aspiring to emulate her and her dumb barbie doll / football wife / celebrity / cash hungry breed.

[Robusto]

It's all about the dosh.

"Hi. I'm Vulva Ker-ching".

I think I felt more ill when, after some drossy show devoted to covers of the Carpenters (which I overheard as I was washing up, m'lud), little Roland Keating's new album of God-Knows-What was being pushed in the advert breaks...

Where's the subtlety in all this?...

I must switch off the telly in the evening.
I must go and remove that wasp nest from my smoke shack in the dark instead.

Funny up there, Dave.

I had to stop a kiddy smashing a chair at another kiddie for a random reason yesterday during a Garageband wigout.

It's A Tug Of War...

Still, Ronan and Katie are there to give me thrills at night, I suppose.

Have you ever wished you lived on an island alone?...

[Deano]

I'd prefer to be alone than with something like Katie Price. Urgh.

[Robusto]

Sam Fox used to be OUR TITS once, but she's gone all splat face furniture and I think she's shacked up with a woman who's Dutch. I believe she has espoused the lesbianism full-time.

In Cuba I saw no shite on TV and I SERIOUSLY regret getting back into the gawking-when-knackered habit.

I do fancy Janine in EastEnders, though. She is a supressed minx, so to see her turn up in a basque was great.


May I just say (because somebody on here once commented on this in a smudge-post) that I have nothing against tits girls going gay. Nothing at all.

[Boss Hog]

Sam Fox used to be OUR TITS once

and not forgeting Linda Lusardi of the same era who is still hot enough at 50 something to grace the pages of page 3

[G-man]

Wow

WOW Boss
Id Hit It!

[nicwing]

May I just say again Robusto has produced another great thread.

In today's mediatastic world where two dick heads (should have been called Paul and Rick) can get the world all of a lather on a Saturday night and crap wraps like Hello and the Star desperately need content then this is what we get.

You can't blame her for pumping up, and getting on board. She is just riding the gravy train and being managed.

Personally, I don't mind the masses slavering. It gives me time and space to think about Emma Freud.

[Boss Hog]

WOW Boss

Id Hit It!

Your dead right,
mind you I'd still give Joan Collins a squirt and she's old enough to be my grandma!

[Robusto]

I've decided I'm going to try reading again. It is, in all seriousness, a pastime I find very hard to get along with. It takes application. It takes imagination and creativity from within.

Here in my working world, we are stuck in Orwellian doublethink non-stop. Percentages trumpeted to prove everything is just gorgeous.

I'm living the Doublethink Dream. I'm buying me 1984 to read again for the first time in about 20 years. I was thinking about that book whilst in Cuba. Now I'm thinking about it here.

I think I should take my plastic drawer of car documents out and order them tonight. Or the insurance policies. Better still all the instruction leaflets for the steam-iron, the Henry, the George Foreman, the fire alarms.

When you find yourself watching a cummed-up girl with ants and worms in her mouth pushing an arm into a golfish bowl to pull out a word to complete "TO BE OR NOT TO BE, THAT IS THE.......", you realise you might possibly be in some fairly funny yet ultimately fucked-up media conspiracy.

Then you drive to work. reflecting that you sometimes separate chair-lobbers for your take-home, whilst Vulva Kerching and that butch chap who comes to scrape crud on your stove-top with an in-tow Scotstress get money for nothing...

I think you have to laugh. It's making me into a snob.

I Said Goodbye To Love.
Performed tonight in a beautiful hommage to Karen by The Krankies.

And now I must write some reports.
How did Kistie get on at Accessorize for a fortnight?

Who can tell?